Nobody is wired wrong, because there's no wrong and right in the way we are.
I don't think I remember my first memory
Surround yourself with people that you know will take care of you. It's not so much a mistake advice - it's just advice advice. 
I like it ... I made it so I have to like it. Which, by the way, is how parents should feel. 
She tastes like Aquafresh. 
I was just flirting with girls whom I had tingly feelings for because... well, you know... friendship. 
I had everything that I needed, but every morning when I woke up, it just seemed easier to stay in bed and daydream rather than to live my dream. 
We call the illness "Annette" and the happy memories "Mom. 
For his sake, I'm glad he disappeared. I don't blame him. I know it was an act of self-preservation. 
Try to focus on the things that you do have instead of obsessing over things you don't 
I'm excited about Thanksgiving. It's my favorite holiday. It's the feast of a thousand senses, so just eat, eat, eat, eat. 
Don't know how to make a glaze? No problem. Just pour maple syrup on that thing. 
Don't force yourself to go party if you're not in the mood. 
There is much in this world that hurts us, but if we let pain become our master, we live our lives as slaves. 