H.M. Ward Quotes

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H.M. Ward quotes: Brie's expiration date on revenge was never. Brie's expiration date on revenge was never.
H.M. Ward quotes: You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness. You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness.
H.M. Ward quotes: I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.
H.M. Ward quotes: That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside. That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.
H.M. Ward quotes: I can be anything and everything else for you, but I can't be the one who makes you fall. I can be anything and everything else for you, but I can't be the one who makes you fall.
H.M. Ward quotes: Our eyes meet and the rest of the world melts away. Our eyes meet and the rest of the world melts away.
H.M. Ward quotes: His shirt is covered in my sorrow and stained with my tears. His shirt is covered in my sorrow and stained with my tears.
H.M. Ward quotes: At the same time, the idea of losing myself in him - of completely giving myself over to him - scares me. Fear holds me back. At the same time, the idea of losing myself in him - of completely giving myself over to him - scares me. Fear holds me back.
H.M. Ward quotes: Everyone steps in shit. They keep walking and it comes off. Everyone steps in shit. They keep walking and it comes off.
H.M. Ward quotes: Yes this is Mr. Ferro and Mr. Ferro is sort of grumpy, one hundred percent of the time. Please excuse me, I need to go find my box. Yes this is Mr. Ferro and Mr. Ferro is sort of grumpy, one hundred percent of the time. Please excuse me, I need to go find my box.
H.M. Ward quotes: You said cray cray.""I'd say anything for you. You said cray cray."
"I'd say anything for you.
H.M. Ward quotes: Just because he's not like that doesn't mean he doesn't care. Just because he's not like that doesn't mean he doesn't care.
H.M. Ward quotes: Like calls to like, soul calls to soul, Like calls to like, soul calls to soul,
H.M. Ward quotes: The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase button on life The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase button on life
H.M. Ward quotes: You don't know who you are anymore. That's all right. It happens from time to time. It happened to me. You don't know who you are anymore. That's all right. It happens from time to time. It happened to me.
H.M. Ward quotes: Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to actually say it to me. Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to actually say it to me.
H.M. Ward quotes: Everyone has a secret. Some people will do anything to protect it. Everyone has a secret. Some people will do anything to protect it.
H.M. Ward quotes: That's exactly why I was so dangerous - I didn't give up. That's exactly why I was so dangerous - I didn't give up.
H.M. Ward quotes: There were many ways to lie without saying something that wasn't true. I was learning that the hard way. There were many ways to lie without saying something that wasn't true. I was learning that the hard way.
H.M. Ward quotes: No, I was just trying to burn a hole in the side of your face with my laser vision. It didn't work. No, I was just trying to burn a hole in the side of your face with my laser vision. It didn't work.
H.M. Ward quotes: It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough. It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough.
H.M. Ward quotes: It's hard not to admire you when you're standing so perfectly. It's hard not to admire you when you're standing so perfectly.
H.M. Ward quotes: He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever. He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever.
H.M. Ward quotes: Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit. Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.
H.M. Ward quotes: He's not a pet. He's an accident victim. He's not a pet. He's an accident victim.
H.M. Ward quotes: Most girls want the right guy. They aren't looking for a one-time thing. Most girls want the right guy. They aren't looking for a one-time thing.
H.M. Ward quotes: I love you, Trystan Scott, every bit of you; past, present, and future. I love you, Trystan Scott, every bit of you; past, present, and future.
H.M. Ward quotes: The darkness within her called to me. It's been my destruction and my savior, because it brought me to this woman and kept me coming back for more. The darkness within her called to me. It's been my destruction and my savior, because it brought me to this woman and kept me coming back for more.
H.M. Ward quotes: Sometimes those silent gestures mean the most. They're the glue that holds our fragile lives together. Sometimes those silent gestures mean the most. They're the glue that holds our fragile lives together.
H.M. Ward quotes: I had severe control freak tendencies, and when I had no control - I freaked out. I had severe control freak tendencies, and when I had no control - I freaked out.
H.M. Ward quotes: Fear is like love. It has the same depths, the same intensity. Sean Fear is like love. It has the same depths, the same intensity. Sean
H.M. Ward quotes: She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots.
H.M. Ward quotes: Sometimes, the big picture is too big to see from up close. Sometimes, the big picture is too big to see from up close.
H.M. Ward quotes: Sometimes things don't work out and the reason has nothing to do with you, or how good you are. Sometimes things don't work out and the reason has nothing to do with you, or how good you are.
H.M. Ward quotes: No man won a woman's heart by running away. No man won a woman's heart by running away.
H.M. Ward quotes: No. I sliced my own shirt for fun. Everyone's going to be dressing like this tomorrow. No. I sliced my own shirt for fun. Everyone's going to be dressing like this tomorrow.
H.M. Ward quotes: Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity. Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.
H.M. Ward quotes: Love doesn't come along too often. Believe me, I know. When it does, only the foolish let it fade. Even if it is him. Love doesn't come along too often. Believe me, I know. When it does, only the foolish let it fade. Even if it is him.
H.M. Ward quotes: I'll never leave if you keep feeding me bacon every day, Peter says to Aunt Beth. I'll never leave if you keep feeding me bacon every day, Peter says to Aunt Beth.
H.M. Ward quotes: Blood is power, and the heart consumed of one much loved is the most powerful thing of all. After all, what is love if you keep your heart? Blood is power, and the heart consumed of one much loved is the most powerful thing of all. After all, what is love if you keep your heart?
H.M. Ward quotes: You can't keep it no matter how much you beg. Dragons are not pets, Ivy. He laughed. You can't keep it no matter how much you beg. Dragons are not pets, Ivy. He laughed.
H.M. Ward quotes: When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring in a muffin? When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring in a muffin?
H.M. Ward quotes: What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night? What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night?
H.M. Ward quotes: Said I'd lose you if I wasn't careful, and then he took you away from me. I thought I'd lost you. Said I'd lose you if I wasn't careful, and then he took you away from me. I thought I'd lost you.
H.M. Ward quotes: The way I see it, we're all a little bit crazy, and that's what makes life interesting. The way I see it, we're all a little bit crazy, and that's what makes life interesting.
H.M. Ward quotes: You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.
H.M. Ward quotes: If you do what you've always done, you get what you've always gotten. If you want something different, then make something different. If you do what you've always done, you get what you've always gotten. If you want something different, then make something different.
H.M. Ward quotes: He was foolish enough to fall completely in love with someone who didn't think he had a heart. He was foolish enough to fall completely in love with someone who didn't think he had a heart.
H.M. Ward quotes: Can he tell that I'm fucked up? Can he tell that I've been torn to pieces and put back together again? Can he tell that I'm fucked up? Can he tell that I've been torn to pieces and put back together again?
H.M. Ward quotes: I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't. I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't.
H.M. Ward quotes: I want to get past this. I need to. It's been too long. My life is living me. I want to get past this. I need to. It's been too long. My life is living me.
H.M. Ward quotes: I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box. Love sucks. I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box. Love sucks.
H.M. Ward quotes: Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way