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George Lopez quotes: When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.
George Lopez quotes: When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours! When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
George Lopez quotes: Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left. Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.
George Lopez quotes: I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
George Lopez quotes: 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes! 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
George Lopez quotes: if you make waffles, throw out the first one. if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
George Lopez quotes: Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday. Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
George Lopez quotes: We're Mexican not Mexican't! We're Mexican not Mexican't!
George Lopez quotes: David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
George Lopez quotes: A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund. A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.
George Lopez quotes: I can never do nothing in this house! I can never do nothing in this house!
George Lopez quotes: I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
George Lopez quotes: When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps. When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
George Lopez quotes: Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters. Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.
George Lopez quotes: Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me. Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
George Lopez quotes: I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married. I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.
George Lopez quotes: At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
George Lopez quotes: I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up. I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
George Lopez quotes: One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
George Lopez quotes: I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
George Lopez quotes: As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.
George Lopez quotes: Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina! Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
George Lopez quotes: Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor. Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.
George Lopez quotes: From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you! From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!
George Lopez quotes: I never realized I could love people as much as I do now. I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
George Lopez quotes: No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy. No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.
George Lopez quotes: Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
George Lopez quotes: Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!
George Lopez quotes: I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.
George Lopez quotes: It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
George Lopez quotes: When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show. When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.
George Lopez quotes: Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
George Lopez quotes: Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
George Lopez quotes: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
George Lopez quotes: Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
George Lopez quotes: We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts. We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
George Lopez quotes: I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
George Lopez quotes: This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus. This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
George Lopez quotes: I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely. I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
George Lopez quotes: I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic. I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
George Lopez quotes: I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in. I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.
George Lopez quotes: Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

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