Frank Zappa Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Frank Zappa on Wise Famous Quotes.
These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
Behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Hey, you know something people?
I'm not black
But there's a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I'm not white
I'm not black
But there's a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I'm not white
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you ... and then, the worse things get.
I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.