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Frank Zappa quotes: Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody. Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.
Frank Zappa quotes: Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life. Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
Frank Zappa quotes: Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there. Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.
Frank Zappa quotes: There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa quotes: Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat. Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
Frank Zappa quotes: You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got? You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
Frank Zappa quotes: Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Frank Zappa quotes: These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts. These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.
Frank Zappa quotes: Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be. Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
Frank Zappa quotes: Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump. Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
Frank Zappa quotes: Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.
Frank Zappa quotes: Music is the best. Music is the best.
Frank Zappa quotes: Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny. Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
Frank Zappa quotes: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
Frank Zappa quotes: I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa. I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
Frank Zappa quotes: It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on. It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Frank Zappa quotes: Music is always a commentary on society. Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa quotes: Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die. Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
Frank Zappa quotes: A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
Frank Zappa quotes: Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa quotes: If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state. If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
Frank Zappa quotes: Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble. Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
Frank Zappa quotes: She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
Frank Zappa quotes: Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes. Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
Frank Zappa quotes: Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
Frank Zappa quotes: Behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government. Behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
Frank Zappa quotes: No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
Frank Zappa quotes: Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?
Frank Zappa quotes: People like to own things. People like to own things.
Frank Zappa quotes: My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school. My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.
Frank Zappa quotes: Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
Frank Zappa quotes: It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
Frank Zappa quotes: One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa quotes: My guitar wants to kill your mama. My guitar wants to kill your mama.
Frank Zappa quotes: The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Frank Zappa quotes: Ram it up your poop chute. Ram it up your poop chute.
Frank Zappa quotes: Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Frank Zappa quotes: Donnie and Marie can both take a bite. Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.
Frank Zappa quotes: I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers. I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
Frank Zappa quotes: Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
Frank Zappa quotes: The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own. The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Frank Zappa quotes: A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Frank Zappa quotes: I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years. I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
Frank Zappa quotes: Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph. Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Frank Zappa quotes: Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil. Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
Frank Zappa quotes: I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
Frank Zappa quotes: Hey, you know something people?I'm not blackBut there's a whole lots a timesI wish I could say I'm not white Hey, you know something people?
I'm not black
But there's a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I'm not white
Frank Zappa quotes: There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
Frank Zappa quotes: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
Frank Zappa quotes: While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
Frank Zappa quotes: Love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America. Love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
Frank Zappa quotes: In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from. In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
Frank Zappa quotes: The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on. The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
Frank Zappa quotes: Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check. Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
Frank Zappa quotes: The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you ... and then, the worse things get. The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you ... and then, the worse things get.
Frank Zappa quotes: If we can't be free at least we can be cheap. If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Frank Zappa quotes: If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you
Frank Zappa quotes: I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
Frank Zappa quotes: May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
Frank Zappa quotes: I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs. I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
Frank Zappa quotes: Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go. Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.
Frank Zappa quotes: This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it. This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.
Frank Zappa quotes: We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy. We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
Frank Zappa quotes: If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep. If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Frank Zappa quotes: You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
Frank Zappa quotes: The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious. The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Frank Zappa quotes: Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress. Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
Frank Zappa quotes: The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
Frank Zappa quotes: A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time. A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
Frank Zappa quotes: Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
Frank Zappa quotes: To me absurdity is the only reality To me absurdity is the only reality
Frank Zappa quotes: She use to knock me out until her face broke out. She use to knock me out until her face broke out.
Frank Zappa quotes: Well Mike, I'm abnormal. Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
Frank Zappa quotes: Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty. Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.
Frank Zappa quotes: All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa quotes: There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you! There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
Frank Zappa quotes: It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
Frank Zappa quotes: I want a girl that can swallow my pride. I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
Frank Zappa quotes: Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
Frank Zappa quotes: I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot. I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
Frank Zappa quotes: Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work ... Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work ...
Frank Zappa quotes: Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which? Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?
Frank Zappa quotes: I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Frank Zappa quotes: With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
Frank Zappa quotes: Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too. Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
Frank Zappa quotes: I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated. I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
Frank Zappa quotes: My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Frank Zappa quotes: What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit? What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?
Frank Zappa quotes: When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else. When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Frank Zappa quotes: Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Frank Zappa quotes: So many books, so little time. So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa quotes: Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better. Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
Frank Zappa quotes: Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand. Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
Frank Zappa quotes: The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device. The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.
Frank Zappa quotes: He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head. He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
Frank Zappa quotes: If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
Frank Zappa quotes: Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
Frank Zappa quotes: Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines. Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
Frank Zappa quotes: There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Frank Zappa quotes: Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

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