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Frank Portman quotes: Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Frank Portman quotes: Life is a wince-a-thon.

Life is a wince-a-thon.

Frank Portman quotes: 1975 was a great year for rock and roll, and don't believe anyone who tells you different.

1975 was a great year for rock and roll, and don't believe anyone who tells you different.

Frank Portman quotes: There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Frank Portman quotes: Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Frank Portman quotes: Sam Hellerman is a genius!

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

Frank Portman quotes: There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about Godhave you noticed?

There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God
have you noticed?

Frank Portman quotes: I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.

I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.

Frank Portman quotes: Communication is pointless and we're all doomed.

Communication is pointless and we're all doomed.

Frank Portman quotes: One day they'll wake up and realize that we were right about everything all along.

One day they'll wake up and realize that we were right about everything all along.

Frank Portman quotes: Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

Frank Portman quotes: D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

Frank Portman quotes: No one does antimaterialism better than multigazillionaire rock stars.

No one does antimaterialism better than multigazillionaire rock stars.

Frank Portman quotes: High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

Frank Portman quotes: The entire second-period sophomore girls' PE class thought my balls were uniquely and supremely beneath contempt. Great.

The entire second-period sophomore girls' PE class thought my balls were uniquely and supremely beneath contempt. Great.

Frank Portman quotes: He was probably a Sagittarius, like Rosalie herself, born with a quiver of arrows, and a license to be an asshole.

He was probably a Sagittarius, like Rosalie herself, born with a quiver of arrows, and a license to be an asshole.