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Frank Muir quotes: Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Frank Muir quotes: The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

Frank Muir quotes: It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Frank Muir quotes: The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Frank Muir quotes: Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

Frank Muir quotes: The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

Frank Muir quotes: Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!