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Fanny Merkin quotes: I'd do you." "I think you did once" I say. "Oh yeah.

I'd do you."

"I think you did once" I say.

"Oh yeah.

Fanny Merkin quotes: News flash, Mr Grey: This isn't 1950 or whatever. Your sexual tastes aren't as shocking or as deviant as you think.

News flash, Mr Grey: This isn't 1950 or whatever. Your sexual tastes aren't as shocking or as deviant as you think.

Fanny Merkin quotes: Mr. Grey will see you in a few minutes. Would you like a refreshment while you wait? Coffee, soda, tea ... ?" "Gravy," I say.

Mr. Grey will see you in a few minutes. Would you like a refreshment while you wait? Coffee, soda, tea ... ?" "Gravy," I say.

Fanny Merkin quotes: Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers

Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers

Fanny Merkin quotes: Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.

Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.

Fanny Merkin quotes: Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by umbilical cords.

Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by umbilical cords.

Fanny Merkin quotes: I gaze into his gazing eyes gazingly like a gazelle gazing into another gazelle's gazing gaze.

I gaze into his gazing eyes gazingly like a gazelle gazing into another gazelle's gazing gaze.

Fanny Merkin quotes: HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT

HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT

Fanny Merkin quotes: Air is like cable TV: you don't appreciate it until you don't have it.

Air is like cable TV: you don't appreciate it until you don't have it.

Fanny Merkin quotes: I stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?

I stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?

Fanny Merkin quotes: Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.