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Faina Ranevskaya quotes: I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: It's not a face, but a personal insult.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Beauty is a horrible power.

Beauty is a horrible power.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Optimism is lack of information.

Optimism is lack of information.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Women critics are amazons in climax.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

Faina Ranevskaya quotes: Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.