Evan Esar Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Evan Esar
Evan Esar Famous Quotes & Sayings
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There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They've done a lot of research on it But what it is, they're still not sure.
It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses
if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others.
if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others.
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Let those who want to, arrive
Let those who want to, leave
Let those who want to, stay
With out harm to me or mine
Let those who want to, leave
Let those who want to, stay
With out harm to me or mine
If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.
A woman is always ready to describe another woman as charming, but only if the other woman is not charming.