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Elle Lothlorien quotes: I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.

I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?

Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal - all those places perfect for dying of exposure.

Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal - all those places perfect for dying of exposure.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her.

Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water.

Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala.

If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don't want to play me.

Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don't want to play me.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.

Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.

Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.

Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals.

This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.

Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?

How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?

Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.

You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.

You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: We're late. For a VERY important date

We're late. For a VERY important date

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.

Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?

Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?

Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel.

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?

So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister?

How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.

Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little whilethe big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.

Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while
the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.

I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.

I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?

Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.

The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.

What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.

Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.

Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.

No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?

Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.

Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.

I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality.

I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.

Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks.

Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on.

I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated.

Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible.

I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?

Elle Lothlorien quotes: So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know.

So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break.

I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.

My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.

Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.

You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.

Elle Lothlorien quotes: I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.

I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.