Elle Lothlorien Quotes

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Elle Lothlorien quotes: Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind. I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way. Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality. I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks. Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions. What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible. I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know. So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break. I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order? Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours. My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on. I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia. For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay? Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: We're late. For a VERY important date We're late. For a VERY important date
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you. Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan? So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister? How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little whilethe big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while
the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark. I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.
Elle Lothlorien quotes: Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie? Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?
Elle Lothlorien quotes: The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.