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I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?

Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal - all those places perfect for dying of exposure.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her.

The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala.

Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don't want to play me.

Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.

Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.

Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.

Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.

How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?

Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?

You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.

You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.

For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

We're late. For a VERY important date

Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.

Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?

Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel.

So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?

How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister?

Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.

Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while
the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.

I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.

I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.

Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?

The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.

What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions.

Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.

Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.

I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.

Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?

Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.

I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.

I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality.

Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.

Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks.

I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on.

Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated.

I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible.

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?

So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know.

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break.

My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.

Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down.

You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.

I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.