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Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: She looked as though everything that she didn't like had happened to her.

She looked as though everything that she didn't like had happened to her.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Conducting in a church in London where, he said,

Conducting in a church in London where, he said,

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.

Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo
and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Why can't they invent a pill that will keep you from remembering someone you don't want to remember?

Why can't they invent a pill that will keep you from remembering someone you don't want to remember?

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Sit down and tell me everything, child. Hurt feelings and hopeless despair are no match for tea and biscuits.

Sit down and tell me everything, child. Hurt feelings and hopeless despair are no match for tea and biscuits.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: I've got lots of ambitions, but I only ever think of them when I'm lying around in my undies having a snooze.

I've got lots of ambitions, but I only ever think of them when I'm lying around in my undies having a snooze.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: A rainy day is like a lovely gift you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift
you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Charity liked brandy. She liked the way it burned her throat while soothing the ache in her heart.

Charity liked brandy. She liked the way it burned her throat while soothing the ache in her heart.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: A good mystery keeps you up on Saturday night. A bad mystery puts you to sleep on Sunday afternoon. Either way, you come out ahead.

A good mystery keeps you up on Saturday night. A bad mystery puts you to sleep on Sunday afternoon. Either way, you come out ahead.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's.

Dessert doesn't count if you're sharing someone else's.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: What I like about limousines is they have tinted windows, so no-one can see if you're snogging in the back seat.

What I like about limousines is they have tinted windows, so no-one can see if you're snogging in the back seat.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Laughter is just like champagne only without the headache afterwards.

Laughter is just like champagne
only without the headache afterwards.

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!

Elizabeth Jane Howard quotes: She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.

She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.