
I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate ...
He could start by spending 27 years in prison.