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Dennis Vickers quotes: Washed-out like last year's swimsuit.

Washed-out like last year's swimsuit.

Dennis Vickers quotes: If I sneezed, writers' vitals would spew out my nose like bats from a cave mouth, fiery balls from a roman candle, water from an open fire hydrant.

If I sneezed, writers' vitals would spew out my nose like bats from a cave mouth, fiery balls from a roman candle, water from an open fire hydrant.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Only locks in life are what you think you know, but don't. Accept your ignorance and try something new.

Only locks in life are what you think you know, but don't. Accept your ignorance and try something new.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Like a summer storm, the ferment quickly passed,moving from explosive turmoil to exhausted calm in a few seconds.

Like a summer storm, the ferment quickly passed,moving from explosive turmoil to exhausted calm in a few seconds.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Change for its own sake doesn't make life more interesting; it only makes it different.

Change for its own sake doesn't make life more interesting; it only makes it different.

Dennis Vickers quotes: You're the only you you get in this life! Show a little appreciation!

You're the only you you get in this life! Show a little appreciation!

Dennis Vickers quotes: Smiled like a homecoming queen, Pit Bull Terrier with a new collar, actress on the Letterman show.

Smiled like a homecoming queen, Pit Bull Terrier with a new collar, actress on the Letterman show.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Ditched like an unwanted cat, worn-out tire, ugly blind date.

Ditched like an unwanted cat, worn-out tire, ugly blind date.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.

Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Her brown eyes flashed like headlamps on a police cruiser, cameras at a Superbowl kickoff, lightning over Frankenstein'scastle.

Her brown eyes flashed like headlamps on a police cruiser, cameras at a Superbowl kickoff, lightning over Frankenstein's
castle.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.

Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Thighs spread out on the seat like water balloons, frying eggs, spilled syrup.

Thighs spread out on the seat like water balloons, frying eggs, spilled syrup.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Squeal like a cheerleader named prom queen, aging retiree placing the game-winning bingo button, frenzied fan finding Johnny Depp in her supermarket.

Squeal like a cheerleader named prom queen, aging retiree placing the game-winning bingo button, frenzied fan finding Johnny Depp in her supermarket.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Am I an old man who changed into a butterfly, or a butterfly who thinks he was once an old man?

Am I an old man who changed into a butterfly, or a butterfly who thinks he was once an old man?

Dennis Vickers quotes: Sweating like a fat woman in a sauna, nun with a tattoo on her tit, overweight jockey.

Sweating like a fat woman in a sauna, nun with a tattoo on her tit, overweight jockey.

Dennis Vickers quotes: She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby.

She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Panting like a marathon runner at mile twenty, overheated bloodhound, steam engine crawling up the Continental Divide.

Panting like a marathon runner at mile twenty, overheated bloodhound, steam engine crawling up the Continental Divide.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Gasps erupted from his nostrils like grouse from a thicket, schoolboys onto a recess yard, grease spatters from frying bacon.

Gasps erupted from his nostrils like grouse from a thicket, schoolboys onto a recess yard, grease spatters from frying bacon.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Your eyes flash like Fourth-of-July sparklers, headlights on a mountain road, sparks in a short-circuited toaster.

Your eyes flash like Fourth-of-July sparklers, headlights on a mountain road, sparks in a short-circuited toaster.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Truth is a melody composed of lying notes.

Truth is a melody composed of lying notes.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Legs pinched together like bread loafs in a shared pan, linebackers in adjacent seats flying coach fare, chubby cats eating from a single dish.

Legs pinched together like bread loafs in a shared pan, linebackers in adjacent seats flying coach fare, chubby cats eating from a single dish.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Breathed like a contestant in a polka marathon, sit-up contest, stationary bike race.

Breathed like a contestant in a polka marathon, sit-up contest, stationary bike race.

Dennis Vickers quotes: He yawned like a black bear coming out of hibernation.

He yawned like a black bear coming out of hibernation.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Her mighty eyebrow rose like a kite catching the wind, flock of geese fleeing a shotgun blast, excursion balloon departing carnival grounds.

Her mighty eyebrow rose like a kite catching the wind, flock of geese fleeing a shotgun blast, excursion balloon departing carnival grounds.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Gleaming like a searchlight, Iowa moon, silver plate.

Gleaming like a searchlight, Iowa moon, silver plate.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Abandoned like an empty beer bottle, cigarette butt, worn-out shoe.

Abandoned like an empty beer bottle, cigarette butt, worn-out shoe.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Respect the world and it takes care of you; disrespect her and she kicks your ass.

Respect the world and it takes care of you; disrespect her and she kicks your ass.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don't want to sing and shouldn't be compelled, and those who do and shouldn't be allowed.

Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don't want to sing and shouldn't be compelled, and those who do and shouldn't be allowed.

Dennis Vickers quotes: The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.

The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Deep ridges crossed his forehead like terraces in a Thai hillside, tucks in a leather cushion, troughs across a bloodhound's jowls.

Deep ridges crossed his forehead like terraces in a Thai hillside, tucks in a leather cushion, troughs across a bloodhound's jowls.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Screamed like a manic cheerleader heaping encouragement on her high school's punt returner as he breaks through the first wall of blocks.

Screamed like a manic cheerleader heaping encouragement on her high school's punt returner as he breaks through the first wall of blocks.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Our stories are phantoms of fleeting moments reflected in mirrors.

Our stories are phantoms of fleeting moments reflected in mirrors.

Dennis Vickers quotes: She looked at the ceiling, eyelashes batting like hummingbird wings.

She looked at the ceiling, eyelashes batting like hummingbird wings.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship.

Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room.

Studied all year and wrote in my journal like a nun works a Rosary, dog with a new bone, bee in his hive's back room.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Disappeared like fog in a stiff morning breeze, teen revilers when a squad car creeps up the driveway, roaches when the kitchen light comes on.

Disappeared like fog in a stiff morning breeze, teen revilers when a squad car creeps up the driveway, roaches when the kitchen light comes on.

Dennis Vickers quotes: When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.

When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.

Dennis Vickers quotes: The email appeared sometime during the night, like alcohol-induced depression, dreams of old lovers, porn on TV.

The email appeared sometime during the night, like alcohol-induced depression, dreams of old lovers, porn on TV.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Poetry comes out of you like a pot of oatmeal boiling over.

Poetry comes out of you like a pot of oatmeal boiling over.

Dennis Vickers quotes: The company's stock dropped like seagull turds on a car hood, panties on prom night, celebrity names during red-carpet coverage.

The company's stock dropped like seagull turds on a car hood, panties on prom night, celebrity names during red-carpet coverage.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Vanished like inhibitions at a bachelorette party.

Vanished like inhibitions at a bachelorette party.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Whacked away under the desk like hail on a barn roof.

Whacked away under the desk like hail on a barn roof.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Her hair burst from her head like a fireworks shell erupting, framing her face in spray of red-blond energy.

Her hair burst from her head like a fireworks shell erupting, framing her face in spray of red-blond energy.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.

Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Rang in my ears like Easter morning churchbells in Rome, rumble from an unmuffled Harley, fireworks shells exploding over a Fourth-of-July parade.

Rang in my ears like Easter morning churchbells in Rome, rumble from an unmuffled Harley, fireworks shells exploding over a Fourth-of-July parade.

Faded like morning fog in the rising sun, sports team logo on a cheap T-shirt, ninety-nine dollar paint job on a Chevy.

Dennis Vickers quotes: No difference making a living with what's between your ears and making one with what's between your legs.

No difference making a living with what's between your ears and making one with what's between your legs.

Dennis Vickers quotes: My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel.

My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel.

Dennis Vickers quotes: Polish the young woman's ego like wax on a wood floor, Shinola on shoes, spit on an apple.

Polish the young woman's ego like wax on a wood floor, Shinola on shoes, spit on an apple.