Denis Leary Quotes

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Denis Leary quotes: I don't believe in the power of words. I don't believe in the power of words.
Denis Leary quotes: Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring. Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.
Denis Leary quotes: Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning. Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.
Denis Leary quotes: I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries. I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.
Denis Leary quotes: I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry. I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.
Denis Leary quotes: My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave. My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
Denis Leary quotes: Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America. Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.
Denis Leary quotes: Don't buy the toys that make the noise! Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
Denis Leary quotes: Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list. Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
Denis Leary quotes: Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Denis Leary quotes: I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice. I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
Denis Leary quotes: If you had no enemies, you had no fun. If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me! I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!
Denis Leary quotes: Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself. Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.
Denis Leary quotes: Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family. Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.
Denis Leary quotes: Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup - that's it. Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup - that's it.
Denis Leary quotes: If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.' If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'
Denis Leary quotes: We drink and we die and continue to drink. We drink and we die and continue to drink.
Denis Leary quotes: I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention. I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
Denis Leary quotes: When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.' When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'
Denis Leary quotes: I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture. I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
Denis Leary quotes: Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.
Denis Leary quotes: Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever. Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
Denis Leary quotes: I can't text. My fingers are too big. I can't text. My fingers are too big.
Denis Leary quotes: Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.
Denis Leary quotes: I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
Denis Leary quotes: Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but I've known him for years. Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but I've known him for years.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word. I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.
Denis Leary quotes: George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.
Denis Leary quotes: Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
Denis Leary quotes: I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all for the better.
Denis Leary quotes: I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married. I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.
Denis Leary quotes: It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen. It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
Denis Leary quotes: Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
Denis Leary quotes: I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things. I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.
Denis Leary quotes: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Denis Leary quotes: I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy. I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.
Denis Leary quotes: There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game. There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game.
Denis Leary quotes: I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
Denis Leary quotes: The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.
Denis Leary quotes: You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
Denis Leary quotes: Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland. Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.
Denis Leary quotes: Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today. Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
Denis Leary quotes: I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God. I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
Denis Leary quotes: I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.' I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'
Denis Leary quotes: I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.
Denis Leary quotes: I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
Denis Leary quotes: Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently. Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.
Denis Leary quotes: I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television. I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
Denis Leary quotes: All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought. All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.
Denis Leary quotes: What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
Denis Leary quotes: I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor. I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
Denis Leary quotes: The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago. The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago.
Denis Leary quotes: In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life. In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.
Denis Leary quotes: I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Denis Leary quotes: Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
Denis Leary quotes: I think all priests should be married. I think all priests should be married.
Denis Leary quotes: I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade. I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.
Denis Leary quotes: My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
Denis Leary quotes: Firefighters don't go on strike. Firefighters don't go on strike.
Denis Leary quotes: Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
Denis Leary quotes: Sin is in, and so we begin ... Sin is in, and so we begin ...
Denis Leary quotes: Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh. Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
Denis Leary quotes: When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula. When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.
Denis Leary quotes: I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job. I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job.
Denis Leary quotes: Willem Dafoe and I are actually the same person. Willem Dafoe and I are actually the same person.