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David Wong Famous Quotes & Sayings
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You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don't haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt minds.
The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss.
Zoey didn't want to be paranoid, but there was something about the man in the loincloth made of charred doll heads that made her nervous.
That's what it's like being poor - choices are something you sit around and dream about having, some day after you strike it rich.
English should have a word for that feeling you get when you first wake up in a strange room and have no freaking idea where you are.
Hotezzlement?
Hotezzlement?
Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?
A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a full life. Just like you.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked "That if Franz Kafka were here his head would explode?"
"Actually, yeah.
"Actually, yeah.
The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my shoe.
We don't feel like that's a good faith offer, because it seems more like you're just trying to save money on cockroaches.
A ghost sighting is usually nothing more than your brain trying to put a familiar face on something that does not have a face at all.
Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan's LEGO set.
Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.
... all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.
I am not the star of a zombie movie. I am the guy in the background who gets eaten in the first montage.
Life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.
My feet had never been so bare. Those little naked toes.That spider thing probably looks at those like the ears on a chocolate bunny.
Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?
You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
And you know what happens when a ship gets too many rats on board? It sinks. That's what.
I wondered if a ship had ever really sunk that way.
I wondered if a ship had ever really sunk that way.
Whoops,' said John. 'I tossed our ball into another universe.'
'You wanna go home?'
'Yeah, just let me get my ball.
'You wanna go home?'
'Yeah, just let me get my ball.
What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied
We moved in silence for a moment and I said, "How did we screw this all up so badly, John?"
He shook his head. "We always find a way.
He shook his head. "We always find a way.
She wasn't some little princess from the suburbs who just graduated college with a humanities degree, she knew what people were really like.
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.
There was a faded brown stain on the carpet and I wondered if a patient had once taken a shit in here in the middle of a session. I
You know what the scariest part is about people like him? Everything he's doing makes perfect sense in his own mind.
Some would have doubted their sanity at this point, but by now the part of my mind that issued doubts about my sanity had melted from overuse.
You don't realize how terrifying the world can be for someone like that, someone who would rather stay in a familiar hole than an unfamiliar mansion.
Just go. When you're on your deathbed you're gonna wish you could get back all the time you spent waiting on other people.
Most of the rest of the crowd was lined up in front of food carts selling kebabs, pizza cupcakes, and ice cream churros.
You can't focus on death, or failure. Otherwise you're surrendering greatness to all the people too dumb to contemplate it.
Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.
Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It'll be time to start a Web site soon, where you'll type out everything in one huge paragraph.
My next novel will be the third volume in the John Dies at the End series, and in fact may already exist, again depending on when you're reading this.
And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.
No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just ... well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and died.
Anyhow, Molly died, in the way that all really good things die, fast and brutal and for no apparent reason.
Your 'let's remain calm and stay put' speech would be a lot more convincing if you weren't giving it in front of a pile of burning skeletons.
We fixed him just by telling him that he wasn't crazy, that the horrors he was seeing were real. He seemed oddly comforted by that. He was a lawyer.
I walked right into a girl, broadsided her, felled her like a tree. I saw, to my horror, that it was Jennifer Lopez.
Molech swung and kicked and slaughtered Mexican food with every mighty blow, while a quarter billion extremely confused Blink users watched. And