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Dave Chappelle quotes: You got to be careful of the company you keep. You got to be careful of the company you keep.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back. The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue. Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
Dave Chappelle quotes: I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
Dave Chappelle quotes: What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right. Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through. Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I don't care if I ever work in TV again. I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore. I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
Dave Chappelle quotes: America, I appreciate you liking me. America, I appreciate you liking me.
Dave Chappelle quotes: My generation is under-entertained. My generation is under-entertained.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm rich biotchh! I'm rich biotchh!
Dave Chappelle quotes: New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried. New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous. Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks! Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
Dave Chappelle quotes: Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.' Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
Dave Chappelle quotes: What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P! What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
Dave Chappelle quotes: If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
Dave Chappelle quotes: You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
Dave Chappelle quotes: If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself. If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that. I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The language you are about to hear ... is disturbing. The language you are about to hear ... is disturbing.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say. Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave Chappelle quotes: You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.
Dave Chappelle quotes: My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.' My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'
Dave Chappelle quotes: Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work. Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I love my jokes. I love my jokes.
Dave Chappelle quotes: When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself. When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I love being famous - it's phenomenal. I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t
Dave Chappelle quotes: Comedy is a very approval-oriented field. Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
Dave Chappelle quotes: There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Dave Chappelle quotes: After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention? Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
Dave Chappelle quotes: I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress. I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
Dave Chappelle quotes: A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance. A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships. I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
Dave Chappelle quotes: You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business. Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa. Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing. I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Dave Chappelle quotes: Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I got a lot of positive people around me. I got a lot of positive people around me.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The higher up I went, the less happy I was. The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm an introspective dude. I'm an introspective dude.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas. I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it. I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing. I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Constantly take inventory of what's important to you. Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Dave Chappelle quotes: You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
Dave Chappelle quotes: Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
Dave Chappelle quotes: All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high. All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties. Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator. I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
Dave Chappelle quotes: No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone ... you answer it. No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone ... you answer it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack. No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Dave Chappelle quotes: The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse. The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds. I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle quotes: If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do. If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday
Dave Chappelle quotes: The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me. The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
Dave Chappelle quotes: My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
Dave Chappelle quotes: People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them. I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Dave Chappelle quotes: I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
Dave Chappelle quotes: Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at. Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

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