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Daniel Handler quotes: He told her then how sorry he was for last night, but not out loud. He told her then how sorry he was for last night, but not out loud.
Daniel Handler quotes: I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned. I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.
Daniel Handler quotes: Love is this sudden crash in your path, quick and to the point, and nearly always it leaves someone slain on the green. Love is this sudden crash in your path, quick and to the point, and nearly always it leaves someone slain on the green.
Daniel Handler quotes: ...the moron who thought love was forever. ...the moron who thought love was forever.
Daniel Handler quotes: To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: 'That's the end of that To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: 'That's the end of that
Daniel Handler quotes: I gave you an adventure, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you. I gave you an adventure, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you.
Daniel Handler quotes: There's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. There's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted.
Daniel Handler quotes: I always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved. I always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.
Daniel Handler quotes: To stop staring at you, I kept fiddling with the sugar until you stopped my hand with yours. To stop staring at you, I kept fiddling with the sugar until you stopped my hand with yours.
Daniel Handler quotes: Take it back, Ed. Take it all back. Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.
Daniel Handler quotes: I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.
Daniel Handler quotes: And I almost said I love you. Instead I said nothing and you said nothing. And I almost said I love you. Instead I said nothing and you said nothing.
Daniel Handler quotes: I don't think film is the writer's medium, and so I was interested to see what a director would do with it. I don't think film is the writer's medium, and so I was interested to see what a director would do with it.
Daniel Handler quotes: I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.
Daniel Handler quotes: It's one thing for forgive yourself a mistake. But if you knew it was a mistake at the time, how do you forgive yourself then? It's one thing for forgive yourself a mistake. But if you knew it was a mistake at the time, how do you forgive yourself then?
Daniel Handler quotes: Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world. Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.
Daniel Handler quotes: It was like an apple running for Congress, a bike rack wearing a bathing suit. It was like an apple running for Congress, a bike rack wearing a bathing suit.
Daniel Handler quotes: There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car. There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.
Daniel Handler quotes: Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.
Daniel Handler quotes: I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working.
Daniel Handler quotes: This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat. This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.
Daniel Handler quotes: Everyone was right about you- prove them wrong. Everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.
Daniel Handler quotes: Blank paper has always inspired me. Blank paper has always inspired me.
Daniel Handler quotes: Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel. Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel.
Daniel Handler quotes: Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
Daniel Handler quotes: Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could. Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.
Daniel Handler quotes: How confusing. Could it be that our narrator is unreliable? No such chance. Mind like a steel trap, I have. How confusing. Could it be that our narrator is unreliable? No such chance. Mind like a steel trap, I have.
Daniel Handler quotes: I have produced things that I would say were sincerely cheerful. But then I am reminded by other people that no one else would see them that way. I have produced things that I would say were sincerely cheerful. But then I am reminded by other people that no one else would see them that way.
Daniel Handler quotes: The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything. The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.
Daniel Handler quotes: If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know. If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know.
Daniel Handler quotes: Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren't virgins, Min. That's why there's people to begin with. Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren't virgins, Min. That's why there's people to begin with.
Daniel Handler quotes: Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else. Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else.
Daniel Handler quotes: When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day? When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day?
Daniel Handler quotes: I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't. I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.
Daniel Handler quotes: I could not, of course not, not smile at you. I could not, of course not, not smile at you.
Daniel Handler quotes: So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others. So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
Daniel Handler quotes: I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up.
Daniel Handler quotes: Dammit, Flora, why do you always ruin everything? A prophetic remark. I hope you picked up on that. Dammit, Flora, why do you always ruin everything?
A prophetic remark. I hope you picked up on that.
Daniel Handler quotes: I was never a fan of anything, and yet some people are fans of my books. That's a bit odd. But I like meeting them. I was never a fan of anything, and yet some people are fans of my books. That's a bit odd. But I like meeting them.
Daniel Handler quotes: A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says. A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.
Daniel Handler quotes: I found powerful the idea that everything we have is, in effect, stolen from everybody else. I found powerful the idea that everything we have is, in effect, stolen from everybody else.
Daniel Handler quotes: I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.
Daniel Handler quotes: I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.
Daniel Handler quotes: Help me,' Allison says, but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away. Help me,' Allison says, but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away.
Daniel Handler quotes: But just suddenly I really, really needed to see you again right that minute, that night. But just suddenly I really, really needed to see you again right that minute, that night.
Daniel Handler quotes: We thought we had time. We thought we had time.
Daniel Handler quotes: This teaching job did not pay a lot of money, because, let's face it, nobody gives a flying fuck about education, but it was a temporary position. This teaching job did not pay a lot of money, because, let's face it, nobody gives a flying fuck about education, but it was a temporary position.
Daniel Handler quotes: I'm very happy for you guys. I heard my voice, so false it was all the statues could do to keep themselves from rolling their eyes. I'm very happy for you guys. I heard my voice, so false it was all the statues could do to keep themselves from rolling their eyes.
Daniel Handler quotes: One hears it a lot on airplanes:Make sure you have own mask on, before helping others with theirs. One hears it a lot on airplanes:Make sure you have own mask on, before helping others with theirs.
Daniel Handler quotes: I couldn't wait to see then again, beautiful things. Extraordinary. I couldn't wait to see then again, beautiful things. Extraordinary.
Daniel Handler quotes: Making you happy isn't making me happy Making you happy isn't making me happy
Daniel Handler quotes: I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of raw carrots. I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of raw carrots.
Daniel Handler quotes: I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me. I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.
Daniel Handler quotes: Dark, light, dark, light, dark-I swung and missed. Dark, light, dark, light, dark-I swung and missed.
Daniel Handler quotes: This world is suchier than we are, and the best thing to do is keep moving and find your keys. This world is suchier than we are, and the best thing to do is keep moving and find your keys.
Daniel Handler quotes: We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc. We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.
Daniel Handler quotes: I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room. I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room.
Daniel Handler quotes: I'm not a cuckoo, either. I'm a fool is what. I'm not a cuckoo, either. I'm a fool is what.
Daniel Handler quotes: How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny. How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny.
Daniel Handler quotes: For Beatrice- When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are. For Beatrice- When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are.
Daniel Handler quotes: She spun the car through a right turn that would have killed us all had we been minor characters. She spun the car through a right turn that would have killed us all had we been minor characters.
Daniel Handler quotes: Wherever there's a conductor, you're sure to find a dead composer! Wherever there's a conductor, you're sure to find a dead composer!
Daniel Handler quotes: You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do. You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do.
Daniel Handler quotes: The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up. The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.
Daniel Handler quotes: When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it's actually just a history of desperate people. When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it's actually just a history of desperate people.
Daniel Handler quotes: Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up. Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.
Daniel Handler quotes: Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down. Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.
Daniel Handler quotes: It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any. It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.
Daniel Handler quotes: I want you to love me in particular. I want you to love me in particular.
Daniel Handler quotes: I'm a lunatic wandering around for scraps. I'm a lunatic wandering around for scraps.
Daniel Handler quotes: We steal the happiness of others in order to be happy ourselves, and when it is stolen from us we voyage desperately to steal it back. We steal the happiness of others in order to be happy ourselves, and when it is stolen from us we voyage desperately to steal it back.
Daniel Handler quotes: Adverbs is a book about love, and I thought that was pretty cheerful, but people who are reading it now are telling me that it's actually quite dark. Adverbs is a book about love, and I thought that was pretty cheerful, but people who are reading it now are telling me that it's actually quite dark.
Daniel Handler quotes: One has to adopt a sort of Zen calm, in which you know you wrote the best book that you could at the time. One has to adopt a sort of Zen calm, in which you know you wrote the best book that you could at the time.
Daniel Handler quotes: Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies
Daniel Handler quotes: The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights. The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights.
Daniel Handler quotes: I was so angry I knew it would boomerang someplace sometime soon. I was so angry I knew it would boomerang someplace sometime soon.
Daniel Handler quotes: I find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being. I find reading screenplays difficult, as they're only a roadmap for what a movie might end up being.
Daniel Handler quotes: It's why we broke up, Ed, a small thing that's disappeared or maybe was never really in my hands in the first place. It's why we broke up, Ed, a small thing that's disappeared or maybe was never really in my hands in the first place.
Daniel Handler quotes: She licked her lips and then wiped them on her hand, her dark lipstick staining her wrist like a suicide. She licked her lips and then wiped them on her hand, her dark lipstick staining her wrist like a suicide.
Daniel Handler quotes: Everybody has a theory. Everybody has a theory.
Daniel Handler quotes: Wherever it's good, whatever strange, faraway land, let's go there, let's stay in that place alone. Wherever it's good, whatever strange, faraway land, let's go there, let's stay in that place alone.
Daniel Handler quotes: Rain, the grade school teachers say, makes the trees and flowers grow, but we're not trees and flowers, and so many grade school teachers are single. Rain, the grade school teachers say, makes the trees and flowers grow, but we're not trees and flowers, and so many grade school teachers are single.
Daniel Handler quotes: I can cook anything. I can cook anything.
Daniel Handler quotes: I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we're trying to think about. I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we're trying to think about.
Daniel Handler quotes: Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is. Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is.
Daniel Handler quotes: I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward. I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.
Daniel Handler quotes: Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.
Daniel Handler quotes: Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer. Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.
Daniel Handler quotes: I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you. I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you.
Daniel Handler quotes: You either have a feeling or you don't" - Min You either have a feeling or you don't" - Min
Daniel Handler quotes: I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much. I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.
Daniel Handler quotes: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.
Daniel Handler quotes: You only love once and and then maybe not again. Not on a day like this. The rain, the rain, the rain. You only love once and and then maybe not again. Not on a day like this. The rain, the rain, the rain.
Daniel Handler quotes: Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca ... Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca ...
Daniel Handler quotes: Maybe," Gwen said, instead of yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Maybe," Gwen said, instead of yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Daniel Handler quotes: The bus driver gave me a why-the-hell-aren't-you-at-school look and I gave him a shut-up-you're-a-bus-driver-so-bus-drive look right back. The bus driver gave me a why-the-hell-aren't-you-at-school look and I gave him a shut-up-you're-a-bus-driver-so-bus-drive look right back.
Daniel Handler quotes: Anybody might get drunk at the first intrrview. Anybody might get drunk at the first intrrview.
Daniel Handler quotes: One narrative, about the hated people in our lands, is that eventually they get what is coming to them. One narrative, about the hated people in our lands, is that eventually they get what is coming to them.
Daniel Handler quotes: For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are. For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.
Daniel Handler quotes: History is written by the winners History is written by the winners

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