Dana Stabenow Quotes

Suicide by Alaska.

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

To be a writer is to embrace rejection as a way of life.

How come you're always so mean?
Howie Katelnikof

Once in a while, I like to polish my halo by taking on a case pro bono.

The blogosphere rewards no-holds-barred smartassery.

We need more bodies, 'cause it's not looking enough like the last scene in Hamlet already.
Chopper Jim Chopin

Unless you are Stephen King, a book signing is attended by maybe 40 or 50 people.

sartorial splendor with a long, speculative survey

The postmistress was a large, zaftig woman with long, grayish blond hair and a floating, floral style of dress.

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.

Three-hour layover in Seattle. If you were flying Alaska Airlines and you wanted to go to hell you had to fly through Seattle to get there.

I would be ecstatic if the very first writer to step foot in a Storyknife cabin was an Alaska Native woman writer.

Everything change with mine, Katya.

I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a writers' retreat.

The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

Science fiction is the agent provocateur of literature.

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.