Damien Lemon Quotes

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.

Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life.

What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women.

I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious.