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Craig Bruce quotes: Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Craig Bruce quotes: In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Craig Bruce quotes: My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

Craig Bruce quotes: Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Craig Bruce quotes: It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Craig Bruce quotes: If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

Craig Bruce quotes: Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Craig Bruce quotes: 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Craig Bruce quotes: Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Craig Bruce quotes: I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Craig Bruce quotes: Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Craig Bruce quotes: When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

Craig Bruce quotes: It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Craig Bruce quotes: It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Craig Bruce quotes: The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

Craig Bruce quotes: The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

Craig Bruce quotes: Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Craig Bruce quotes: Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Craig Bruce quotes: When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Craig Bruce quotes: When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Craig Bruce quotes: Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Craig Bruce quotes: The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place ... is called genius.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place ... is called genius.

Craig Bruce quotes: You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Craig Bruce quotes: Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Craig Bruce quotes: Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress ... for more than a decade.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress ... for more than a decade.

Craig Bruce quotes: If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Craig Bruce quotes: Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Craig Bruce quotes: Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Craig Bruce quotes: Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Craig Bruce quotes: Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Craig Bruce quotes: The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Craig Bruce quotes: It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

Craig Bruce quotes: When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Craig Bruce quotes: Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Craig Bruce quotes: When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Craig Bruce quotes: Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Craig Bruce quotes: From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Craig Bruce quotes: Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Craig Bruce quotes: The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Craig Bruce quotes: Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

Craig Bruce quotes: The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Craig Bruce quotes: Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.