Craig Benzine Quotes

Top 32 wise famous quotes and sayings by Craig Benzine

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Craig Benzine quotes: Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Craig Benzine quotes: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!
Craig Benzine quotes: Options are good. Keeps people choosing. Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
Craig Benzine quotes: People alive are better than people not alive. People alive are better than people not alive.
Craig Benzine quotes: Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Craig Benzine quotes: The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Craig Benzine quotes: Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub. Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Craig Benzine quotes: Nature is a porno. Deal with it. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
Craig Benzine quotes: Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.
Craig Benzine quotes: I love it when the coffee's done! I love it when the coffee's done!
Craig Benzine quotes: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
Craig Benzine quotes: At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Craig Benzine quotes: Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.
Craig Benzine quotes: Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight. Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight.
Craig Benzine quotes: Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross. Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross.
Craig Benzine quotes: I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time. I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Craig Benzine quotes: The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up. The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Craig Benzine quotes: Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked. Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.
Craig Benzine quotes: Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS! Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Craig Benzine quotes: Are imperfections is which make we grate. Are imperfections is which make we grate.
Craig Benzine quotes: Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Craig Benzine quotes: Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Craig Benzine quotes: Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.