Craig Benzine quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Craig Benzine

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Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!

If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas.

People alive are better than people not alive.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.

Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

I love it when the coffee's done!

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight.