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Cory O'Brien quotes: Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?

Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?

Cory O'Brien quotes: So Loki(the god of being a needless prick all the time)

So Loki
(the god of being a needless prick all the time)

Cory O'Brien quotes: Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.

Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.

Cory O'Brien quotes: And then Loki gets jealous of how pretty Thor is and is like "I wanna dress up too.

And then Loki gets jealous of how pretty Thor is and is like "I wanna dress up too.

Cory O'Brien quotes: So the moral of the storyis that God hates vegetarians.

So the moral of the story
is that God hates vegetarians.

Cory O'Brien quotes: So the moral of the story is that the primary ingredient for a successful nation is guns.

So the moral of the story is that the primary ingredient for a successful nation is guns.

Cory O'Brien quotes: Hey, is there a female version of wingman? Wingwoman sounds awkward. I'm coining a new phrase: Titcaptain. Tell your friends.

Hey, is there a female version of wingman? Wingwoman sounds awkward. I'm coining a new phrase: Titcaptain. Tell your friends.

Cory O'Brien quotes: BUT ENOUGH SPIRITUALITY. BACK TO TITS AND BAD DECISIONS.

BUT ENOUGH SPIRITUALITY. BACK TO TITS AND BAD DECISIONS.

Cory O'Brien quotes: THIS IS WHAT TOM CRUISE BELIEVES IN

THIS IS WHAT TOM CRUISE BELIEVES IN