Colin Mochrie quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Colin Mochrie

Colin Mochrie Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Colin Mochrie on Wise Famous Quotes.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.

For as long as I can remember I've had memories.

Let me play a man in a scene.

Did you know that ... 'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I have many favorite artists ... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh ... We'll do whatever it takes.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang ...

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

What kind of FBI agent are you?

The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.