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Colin Mochrie quotes: I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Why are there so many trees in the jungle? Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
Colin Mochrie quotes: Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money. Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
Colin Mochrie quotes: If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung? If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
Colin Mochrie quotes: Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie quotes: The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP! The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
Colin Mochrie quotes: The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
Colin Mochrie quotes: And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
Colin Mochrie quotes: To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie quotes: We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Colin Mochrie quotes: I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!' I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Colin Mochrie quotes: Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women. Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Colin Mochrie quotes: My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Colin Mochrie quotes: My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Colin Mochrie quotes: The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
Colin Mochrie quotes: For as long as I can remember I've had memories. For as long as I can remember I've had memories.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Let me play a man in a scene. Let me play a man in a scene.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Did you know that ... 'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me Did you know that ... 'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
Colin Mochrie quotes: I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.
Colin Mochrie quotes: It all started with a badly timed bald joke! It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
Colin Mochrie quotes: Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
Colin Mochrie quotes: After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Colin Mochrie quotes: I have many favorite artists ... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! I have many favorite artists ... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
Colin Mochrie quotes: I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs. I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Colin Mochrie quotes: As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living. As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Give me liberty or a bran muffin! Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie quotes: What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution? What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
Colin Mochrie quotes: Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Colin Mochrie quotes: I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Colin Mochrie quotes: We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie quotes: You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.
Colin Mochrie quotes: I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing. Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy. Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy.
Colin Mochrie quotes: We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh ... We'll do whatever it takes. We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh ... We'll do whatever it takes.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
Colin Mochrie quotes: NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle. NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
Colin Mochrie quotes: My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
Colin Mochrie quotes: When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie quotes: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
Colin Mochrie quotes: Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang ... Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang ...
Colin Mochrie quotes: You don't sweat much for a fat girl! You don't sweat much for a fat girl!
Colin Mochrie quotes: What kind of FBI agent are you? What kind of FBI agent are you?
Colin Mochrie quotes: The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.

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