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Jane Wagner quotes: One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Jane Wagner quotes: I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

Jane Wagner quotes: I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Jane Wagner quotes: My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

Jane Wagner quotes: A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Jane Wagner quotes: The truth can be made up if you know how.

The truth can be made up if you know how.

Jane Wagner quotes: Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Jane Wagner quotes: I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

Jane Wagner quotes: Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

Jane Wagner quotes: It's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

It's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

Jane Wagner quotes: Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

Jane Wagner quotes: Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Jane Wagner quotes: Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Jane Wagner quotes: I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Jane Wagner quotes: What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

Jane Wagner quotes: I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

Jane Wagner quotes: I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

Jane Wagner quotes: When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

Jane Wagner quotes: I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

Jane Wagner quotes: I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Jane Wagner quotes: Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

Jane Wagner quotes: People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

Jane Wagner quotes: I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Jane Wagner quotes: At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

Jane Wagner quotes: Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

Jane Wagner quotes: To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Jane Wagner quotes: When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

Jane Wagner quotes: What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

Jane Wagner quotes: If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

Jane Wagner quotes: If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Jane Wagner quotes: Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Jane Wagner quotes: Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Jane Wagner quotes: To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex

Jane Wagner quotes: The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

Jane Wagner quotes: Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

Jane Wagner quotes: All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner quotes: Reality is just a collective hunch.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

Jane Wagner quotes: It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

Jane Wagner quotes: The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.