Chuck Lorre Quotes

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls ... it's just stark terror.

I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Life is never quite like the brochure.