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Chuck Lorre quotes: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Chuck Lorre quotes: For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Chuck Lorre quotes: Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Chuck Lorre quotes: Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

Chuck Lorre quotes: I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

Chuck Lorre quotes: It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Chuck Lorre quotes: For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls ... it's just stark terror.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls ... it's just stark terror.

Chuck Lorre quotes: I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

Chuck Lorre quotes: I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

Chuck Lorre quotes: I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Chuck Lorre quotes: I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

Chuck Lorre quotes: I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

Chuck Lorre quotes: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Chuck Lorre quotes: Life is never quite like the brochure.

Life is never quite like the brochure.