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Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't bother me.

When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't bother me.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants.

Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?'

It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?'

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.

If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career.

You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.

I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.

Charles Nelson Reilly quotes: Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.