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Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

Coffe is the perfume of morning.

Lies will come back to bite you in the butt

I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

Silver, gold - I don't discriminate! I like sparkly things.

Very few of my characters are totally heroic or totally villainous.

For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.

It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.

Incontrovertible truth.

Are you hurt? asked Sergeant Burns, with reluctant professional solicitude.

I love him, I said, but even to my own ears
I didn't sound happy about it.

I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.

Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill

I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you.
Eric Northman

you have to play it out sometimes.

Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me."
Well, that was pretty direct.

Well, you know, writers just suck up new experiences - we're just like the vacuum cleaners of newness.

Sometimes you just have to roll in it.

What she had was hers absolutely, not to be touched by other hands without proper permission being asked and granted.

Sookie, you really are smarter than anyone gives you credit for being.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Would that detective be Arthur Smith? Mother asked. I heard the permafrost under her words.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.

Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him

Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!

If weeds could flourish with such vigor, may I could, too.

It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

Here's to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.

At the time, I thought if Stan Davis wanted to live on Green Valley Road, or in the Hundred-Acre Wood, that was his right as an American

I thought in over a thousand years I'd seen all there was to see.

The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time.

I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam

Yikes. Yahoo. Yum.

Probably these children were not demonic. Possibly they were quite typical. But collectively, they were hell.

You have a vampire living in your basement, and you're stunned by a talking cat?

I've got libraries in my blood.

It was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me.

Every now and then I felt like I was Bill's doll.

I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?

My brother was an asshole, and Crystal was a whore. These were facts I had to deal with.

Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

God bless the American spectator.

It was hard to have a good crisis when real life kept asking to be lived.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

She killed Lorena in a fight? Eric's grin grew even broader. He was as proud as if he'd heard his firstborn reciting Shakespeare.

Oh, boy, he could kiss.

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn't even known I was in the pool

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam

I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.

Relaxing, intelligent feeling of being surrounded by generation after generation of thought.

Half of me (pathetically) wanted to let him know I'd kept the faith; half of me wanted to get in the toolshed and sharpen me some stakes.

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

How could two people in love so misjudge each other?

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse

Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says Edible Lamb.
Manfred

His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.
-Sookie

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver ... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

I certainly think we're going to see more and more graphic novels and more illustrated novels.

The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I'll never be an average woman.

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge right down the beaten path.

All my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off.

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths," Joe said. "Some days, shallow is good.

Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.

People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.

I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games.

You got no right being in my head. That's..trespassing

Jack always had said you knew a person by the books they read ... or didn't read.

No matter what happens in public - no matter what - don't doubt that I love you and care about your welfare ... as much as I am able.

I'd always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there

Life should imitate romance literature far more often.

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

Finally, I drew in a long breath. It was noisy and painful and just heaven.

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

The fae were gone from America. Their departure point? Bon Temps, Louisiana. The woods behind my house.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

What pretty nail polish,' Eric said, smiling. [ ... ] Trust Eric to pick out the one thing that was new and different about me.

Aubrey looked a little - what? I couldn't identify it.

Eric: 'What part do you like best?' Sookie: 'oh your butt' Eric: 'My ... Bottom?' Sookie: 'yep

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

I listened idly to the voices of the couple working in the back bedroom.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?

You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie.
- Eric, Club dead.

And you are mine, and you will be mine. They
will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.

I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top.