Celia Rivenbark Quotes
Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Celia Rivenbark on Wise Famous Quotes.
She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".
I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.
I don't have a college degree. I started working at 19 on a tiny newspaper. I've covered everything from weddings to crime to criminal weddings.
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.
As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass.