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Celia Rivenbark quotes: She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".

Celia Rivenbark quotes: I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: TLC, which used to stand for The Learning Channel but now stands for Titillating Losers for Cash,

TLC, which used to stand for The Learning Channel but now stands for Titillating Losers for Cash,

Celia Rivenbark quotes: Why clone cats when there's perfectly good Russell Crowe lying around?

Why clone cats when there's perfectly good Russell Crowe lying around?

Celia Rivenbark quotes: I don't have a college degree. I started working at 19 on a tiny newspaper. I've covered everything from weddings to crime to criminal weddings.

I don't have a college degree. I started working at 19 on a tiny newspaper. I've covered everything from weddings to crime to criminal weddings.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.

Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass.

As far as I can tell, the biggest side effect of a gluten sensitivity is that you actually become the number one symptom: a huge pain in the ass.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

Celia Rivenbark quotes: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.