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Brian Spellman quotes: Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated.

Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated.

Brian Spellman quotes: All of my cartoons are better than each other.

All of my cartoons are better than each other.

Brian Spellman quotes: We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

Brian Spellman quotes: I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

Brian Spellman quotes: Never leave to be on time to be on time.

Never leave to be on time to be on time.

Brian Spellman quotes: When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

Brian Spellman quotes: I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Brian Spellman quotes: Nice days are more unsafe. There are more of them.

Nice days are more unsafe. There are more of them.

Brian Spellman quotes: On the plus side, life doesn't add up.

On the plus side, life doesn't add up.

Brian Spellman quotes: Most leave to be on time, thus always late.

Most leave to be on time, thus always late.

Brian Spellman quotes: He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

Brian Spellman quotes: They're good but not all as good as each other.

They're good but not all as good as each other.

Brian Spellman quotes: Too many crooks spoil the Roth.

Too many crooks spoil the Roth.

Brian Spellman quotes: Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

Brian Spellman quotes: I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing.

I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing.

Brian Spellman quotes: I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it.

I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it.

Brian Spellman quotes: I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

Brian Spellman quotes: I chase my dreams through nightmares.

I chase my dreams through nightmares.

Brian Spellman quotes: Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Brian Spellman quotes: It's a free country." Inmates once bought this. That's why they're inmates.

It's a free country." Inmates once bought this. That's why they're inmates.

Brian Spellman quotes: To Americans, either/or means both.

To Americans, either/or means both.

Brian Spellman quotes: The late bird gets the fish that got the worm.

The late bird gets the fish that got the worm.

Brian Spellman quotes: The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

Brian Spellman quotes: My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

Brian Spellman quotes: I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

Brian Spellman quotes: 90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.

90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.

Brian Spellman quotes: I've been coerced into free will.

I've been coerced into free will.

Brian Spellman quotes: The first casualty of war is casual wear.

The first casualty of war is casual wear.

Brian Spellman quotes: If the mind fits, shrink it.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

Brian Spellman quotes: Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.

Brian Spellman quotes: Where have you been all of your life?

Where have you been all of your life?

Brian Spellman quotes: I forgot what I was going to think.

I forgot what I was going to think.

Brian Spellman quotes: A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.

A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.

Brian Spellman quotes: An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Brian Spellman quotes: It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

Brian Spellman quotes: I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

Brian Spellman quotes: Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.

Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.

Brian Spellman quotes: Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

Brian Spellman quotes: My abs are normal - McAmerican.

My abs are normal - McAmerican.

Brian Spellman quotes: The glass is three fifths full of gas.

The glass is three fifths full of gas.

Brian Spellman quotes: I love objectivity when mine.

I love objectivity when mine.

Brian Spellman quotes: Science seeks the right answer, humor the right wrong answer.

Science seeks the right answer, humor the right wrong answer.

Brian Spellman quotes: Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

Brian Spellman quotes: Absence makes the mind go yonder.

Absence makes the mind go yonder.

Brian Spellman quotes: All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

Brian Spellman quotes: A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

Brian Spellman quotes: The shot glass is half smashed.

The shot glass is half smashed.

Brian Spellman quotes: Of course I had to talk to myself. I had no prayer God. I had no prayer doG. Why not reverse bark and froth and recite verse?

Of course I had to talk to myself. I had no prayer God. I had no prayer doG. Why not reverse bark and froth and recite verse?

Brian Spellman quotes: I couldn't stop so I quit.

I couldn't stop so I quit.

Brian Spellman quotes: Peace ain't worth fighting for.

Peace ain't worth fighting for.

Brian Spellman quotes: Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

Brian Spellman quotes: Wait now or wait, wait later.

Wait now or wait, wait later.

Brian Spellman quotes: Life is short unless agony is long.

Life is short unless agony is long.

Brian Spellman quotes: A CEO is known by the company he reaps.

A CEO is known by the company he reaps.

Brian Spellman quotes: Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

Brian Spellman quotes: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.

You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.

Brian Spellman quotes: Every swamp has a silted lining.

Every swamp has a silted lining.

Brian Spellman quotes: The early worm gets bird shit.

The early worm gets bird shit.

Brian Spellman quotes: The shot glass is half drunk.

The shot glass is half drunk.

Brian Spellman quotes: I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

Brian Spellman quotes: Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Brian Spellman quotes: Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down.

Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down.

Brian Spellman quotes: That's art. Nothing is for everybody.

That's art. Nothing is for everybody.

Brian Spellman quotes: War makes persons special, peoples cheap.

War makes persons special, peoples cheap.

Brian Spellman quotes: Again, your name? I was psychoanalyzing your face.

Again, your name? I was psychoanalyzing your face.

Brian Spellman quotes: Honest I'm a liar. Believe me?

Honest I'm a liar. Believe me?

Brian Spellman quotes: Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

Brian Spellman quotes: Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

Brian Spellman quotes: Suicide solves midlife crises.

Suicide solves midlife crises.

Brian Spellman quotes: They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Brian Spellman quotes: I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

Brian Spellman quotes: My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

Brian Spellman quotes: My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it.

My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it.

Brian Spellman quotes: Kindness knows no kind.

Kindness knows no kind.

Brian Spellman quotes: First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

Brian Spellman quotes: I'm all groan up in America.

I'm all groan up in America.

Brian Spellman quotes: Allow me to contradict my clarifications and in no time we'll get to the bottom of nothing.

Allow me to contradict my clarifications and in no time we'll get to the bottom of nothing.

Brian Spellman quotes: I dreamed of being special then awoke to be unique.

I dreamed of being special then awoke to be unique.

Brian Spellman quotes: Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.

Brian Spellman quotes: When the only rule is there are no rules becomes literal, we'll all become illiterate and unable to offend one another at all.

When the only rule is there are no rules becomes literal, we'll all become illiterate and unable to offend one another at all.

Brian Spellman quotes: I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

Brian Spellman quotes: Just remember, you've got to take yourself with you. I prefer get over got.

Just remember, you've got to take yourself with you. I prefer get over got.

Brian Spellman quotes: It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

Brian Spellman quotes: He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

Brian Spellman quotes: Fear of curiosity kills the cat ... slowly.

Fear of curiosity kills the cat ... slowly.

Brian Spellman quotes: As one mouth closes, another always opens.

As one mouth closes, another always opens.

Brian Spellman quotes: Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.

Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.

Brian Spellman quotes: There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

Brian Spellman quotes: Always go with your first impetuosity.

Always go with your first impetuosity.

Brian Spellman quotes: Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

Brian Spellman quotes: All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.

All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.

Brian Spellman quotes: You know what they say. They?

You know what they say. They?

Brian Spellman quotes: Swallowed my pride and shit lions.

Swallowed my pride and shit lions.

Brian Spellman quotes: A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

Brian Spellman quotes: I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.

I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.

Brian Spellman quotes: Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Brian Spellman quotes: People always switched on turn me off.

People always switched on turn me off.

Brian Spellman quotes: If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

Brian Spellman quotes: The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

Brian Spellman quotes: I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.