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Bob Saget quotes: It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people. It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
Bob Saget quotes: Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable? Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
Bob Saget quotes: Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air. Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
Bob Saget quotes: Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is. Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
Bob Saget quotes: The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist. The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Bob Saget quotes: Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me. Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
Bob Saget quotes: I really love making people laugh. I really love making people laugh.
Bob Saget quotes: A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
Bob Saget quotes: And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and ... filled with stuffing. And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and ... filled with stuffing.
Bob Saget quotes: My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward. My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Bob Saget quotes: I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club. I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
Bob Saget quotes: I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts? I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
Bob Saget quotes: My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day. My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
Bob Saget quotes: My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
Bob Saget quotes: If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies? If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?
Bob Saget quotes: Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity. Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
Bob Saget quotes: Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can. Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
Bob Saget quotes: When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away. When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
Bob Saget quotes: My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Bob Saget quotes: I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with. I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
Bob Saget quotes: People do what they do to each other and they feed on it. People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
Bob Saget quotes: It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people. It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Bob Saget quotes: There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii. There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
Bob Saget quotes: A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
Bob Saget quotes: No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers. No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
Bob Saget quotes: If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine. If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Bob Saget quotes: I never expected to live this long. I never expected to live this long.
Bob Saget quotes: One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs. One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
Bob Saget quotes: My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure. My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
Bob Saget quotes: My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby. My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
Bob Saget quotes: Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that? Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
Bob Saget quotes: What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Bob Saget quotes: I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
Bob Saget quotes: I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Bob Saget quotes: Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty. Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.
Bob Saget quotes: Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
Bob Saget quotes: It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself. It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
Bob Saget quotes: Everyone I love I pay. Everyone I love I pay.
Bob Saget quotes: My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape. My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
Bob Saget quotes: I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them
Bob Saget quotes: Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
Bob Saget quotes: I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce ... I thought he was missing. I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce ... I thought he was missing.
Bob Saget quotes: The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
Bob Saget quotes: I become a chameleon for wherever I am. I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
Bob Saget quotes: As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.
Bob Saget quotes: You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you. You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
Bob Saget quotes: If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done. If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.
Bob Saget quotes: If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
Bob Saget quotes: Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter. Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
Bob Saget quotes: Valuable people are undervalued. Valuable people are undervalued.
Bob Saget quotes: My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry. My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
Bob Saget quotes: I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
Bob Saget quotes: Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow. Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
Bob Saget quotes: Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed. Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
Bob Saget quotes: I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
Bob Saget quotes: I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people. I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
Bob Saget quotes: I love my mom! You can too for $12! I love my mom! You can too for $12!
Bob Saget quotes: Some dead people said smart stuff. Some dead people said smart stuff.
Bob Saget quotes: Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water. Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
Bob Saget quotes: Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business. Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
Bob Saget quotes: Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk. Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
Bob Saget quotes: What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob Saget quotes: Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends. Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
Bob Saget quotes: Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips. Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.
Bob Saget quotes: It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers. It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
Bob Saget quotes: I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
Bob Saget quotes: Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime. Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Bob Saget quotes: A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

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