Bob Saget Quotes
Top 68 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bob Saget
Bob Saget Famous Quotes & Sayings
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![Bob Saget quotes: It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people. Bob Saget quotes: It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1368144.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable? Bob Saget quotes: Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-721524.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. Bob Saget quotes: A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-992735.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and ... filled with stuffing. Bob Saget quotes: And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and ... filled with stuffing.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-917586.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward. Bob Saget quotes: My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-642562.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club. Bob Saget quotes: I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-363303.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts? Bob Saget quotes: I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1503044.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day. Bob Saget quotes: My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-809157.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? Bob Saget quotes: My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1254527.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! Bob Saget quotes: A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-817837.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine. Bob Saget quotes: If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1984573.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs. Bob Saget quotes: One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1747121.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby. Bob Saget quotes: My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1204786.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that? Bob Saget quotes: Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-2083393.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. Bob Saget quotes: What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-2068665.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? Bob Saget quotes: Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1957154.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape. Bob Saget quotes: My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1361400.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them Bob Saget quotes: I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1611558.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. Bob Saget quotes: Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1468248.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce ... I thought he was missing. Bob Saget quotes: I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce ... I thought he was missing.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-1437119.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. Bob Saget quotes: As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-412252.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done. Bob Saget quotes: If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-155595.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter. Bob Saget quotes: Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-269842.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed. Bob Saget quotes: Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-352911.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water. Bob Saget quotes: Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-545838.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business. Bob Saget quotes: Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-547810.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk. Bob Saget quotes: Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-648824.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? Bob Saget quotes: What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-674517.jpg)
![Bob Saget quotes: Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips. Bob Saget quotes: Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bob-saget-quotes-758366.jpg)
Top 68 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bob Saget
Discover top inspirational quotes from Bob Saget on Wise Famous Quotes.