Bill Myers Quotes

That's the way cats are. They are never in a hurry to do anything for you, but they expect you to be in a hurry for them.

Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of the wrapper!

I'm alergic to dying, I break out in a bad case of death every time it happenes.
-Wally McDoogle

No one is my enemy or the Gospel's ... just prisoners of war that Christ longs to set free.

What's wrong?" asked Scott.
"It's the way I treated Julie, like she was the enemy. But she's not. She's the one I'm trying to save from the enemy.

I hope this story provokes you as much as it provoked me to write it.