Anne Eliot Quotes

Jenna still called it: 'The Incident That Can Not be Named'. As in, Vere's personal Voldemort.

Let the contract state that I want the Mr Darcy accent once a week!

Name me Edward, or Peeta, or Prince Charming, and I swear - I'll quit.

Sometimes different is not better,

I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.

Irish-sparkle-fish,

The tragedy is all right there ... in the very beginning when he smiles at her. When she instantly forgets. Forgets how dangerous he is.

Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called 'how to be normal

If only Gray Porter had never wandered into my dreams.
Including the good, waking ones.

Please don't tell me you drive with your eyes closed.

This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.

She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.

Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter's hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid with your fire poker

With two small touches and a smile, he's killed my brain.

Charlie snorted. Sure. Insta-friends with one of the world's most famous rock stars. ZERO weirdness. Check. And you're not my type either, dude.

*Rose petals, doves, and the sinister cherubs make a big reappearance, shouting, "Ready. Aim. Fire."*

With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?

Nice of you to care, gnome girl. He tapped his cheeks, grinning now.

Can two trapped people help each other, or will they simply bring each other more heart ache?

Everyone has scars, they just aren't as visible as yours

After all the work and lies - and lotion - it took to get me into this parking lot, I'm not going home without more success to add to my list.

If one fish nibbles my toes I'm going to lose all testosterone and scream like a little girl in front of you. They won't will they?

Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple.

I'll make sure you forget every guy but me, Jess Jordan. And that's a promise I mean to keep.
Oh, that voice.

Just be where you are. Right now. Be in this moment only. That's all that really counts ... One breath at a time. It's all we can control ...

Insta-love never works, you know that.

You have my word. I won't let anyone-anything hurt you. This will work out. It will.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky girl.
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened.

The soft trembling feel of her lips sends lightning down my spine. And I soar, fly, and die of happiness all in the same second.

IN A WORLD WHERE BUNNIES RUN WILD

Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu ... a very manly tutu. -Jess

I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?!

Someone should give them all an A+ for chewing, Vere whispered.

I'm living in fiction. It's perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren't yours.

Adorkable. It's in its own category.

I have no limitations, Miss Brown. Please. Stop.

So that's a make-up kiss? Let's have another fight soon.

Again, what if you and I are meant to break all of the unwritten and written rules?

OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!

Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.

You're calling me beautiful now? Throwing out more compliments, just when you swore you'd never. Do you want me to become permanently stuck up?

Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.

I know I'm acting crazy but I'm in love with this girl. Major love. And I have no idea what to do about it, so it's messing with my sanity.

What does disabled mean anyhow?

But what if the promises means life and death? What about bliss? Saving your soul? If all that is at stake, then promises need to be broken.

I bet girls never agonize about texts like this.

Vere blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked.
OMG. Try to speak. Try.