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Andy Weir quotes: I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time. I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time.
Andy Weir quotes: The airlock's on its side, and I can hear a steady hiss. So either it's leaking or there are snakes in here. Either way, I'm in trouble. The airlock's on its side, and I can hear a steady hiss. So either it's leaking or there are snakes in here. Either way, I'm in trouble.
Andy Weir quotes: There's nothing I would like more than to watch a manned Mars landing. There's nothing I would like more than to watch a manned Mars landing.
Andy Weir quotes: I guess I should explain how Mars missions work, for any layman who may be reading this. I guess I should explain how Mars missions work, for any layman who may be reading this.
Andy Weir quotes: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb.
Andy Weir quotes: It was a ridiculous sequence of events that led to me almost dying, and an even more ridiculous sequence that led to me surviving. It was a ridiculous sequence of events that led to me almost dying, and an even more ridiculous sequence that led to me surviving.
Andy Weir quotes: I got an e-mail from Venkat Kapoor: Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves. I got an e-mail from Venkat Kapoor: Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves.
Andy Weir quotes: My conclusion was "Fuck it. My conclusion was "Fuck it.
Andy Weir quotes: Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth. Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth.
Andy Weir quotes: People have been using human waste as fertilizer for centuries. It's even got a pleasant name: "night soil. People have been using human waste as fertilizer for centuries. It's even got a pleasant name: "night soil.
Andy Weir quotes: Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape.
Andy Weir quotes: Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.) Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.)
Andy Weir quotes: She knew right then no one's mind would change. They were going back to Mars. She knew right then no one's mind would change. They were going back to Mars.
Andy Weir quotes: Things didn't go exactly as planned, but I'm not dead, so it's a win. Things didn't go exactly as planned, but I'm not dead, so it's a win.
Andy Weir quotes: This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure. This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.
Andy Weir quotes: An ironic death for someone with a leaky space suit: too much oxygen. An ironic death for someone with a leaky space suit: too much oxygen.
Andy Weir quotes: They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially 'colonised' it. So technically, I colonised Mars.In your face, Neil Armstrong! They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially 'colonised' it. So technically, I colonised Mars.
In your face, Neil Armstrong!
Andy Weir quotes: Live Another Sol would be an awesome name for a James Bond movie. Live Another Sol would be an awesome name for a James Bond movie.
Andy Weir quotes: Originally self-published, in different form, as an ebook in 2011 . Originally self-published, in different form, as an ebook in 2011 .
Andy Weir quotes: I wish there were a way to spend more time on the surface. But oh well. 31 sols will have to do. I wish there were a way to spend more time on the surface. But oh well. 31 sols will have to do.
Andy Weir quotes: Fuck you," he said to the planet below. Fuck you," he said to the planet below.
Andy Weir quotes: I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15. I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15.
Andy Weir quotes: I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet. I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet.
Andy Weir quotes: Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay? Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay?
Andy Weir quotes: How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense. How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense.
Andy Weir quotes: i'm pretty much fucked. i'm pretty much fucked.
Andy Weir quotes: Well my math was a damn liar! Well my math was a damn liar!
Andy Weir quotes: If you look up every last detail on your subject, you'll never finish. If you look up every last detail on your subject, you'll never finish.
Andy Weir quotes: I towed the panel away like a redneck removing a tree stump. I towed the panel away like a redneck removing a tree stump.
Andy Weir quotes: Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10. Maybe I'll post a consumer review. "Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.
Andy Weir quotes: AS A chemist, Vogel knew how to make a bomb. In fact, much of his training was to avoid making them by mistake. AS A chemist, Vogel knew how to make a bomb. In fact, much of his training was to avoid making them by mistake.
Andy Weir quotes: Over the past few days, I've been happily making water. It's been going swimmingly. (See what I did there? "Swimmingly"?) Over the past few days, I've been happily making water. It's been going swimmingly. (See what I did there? "Swimmingly"?)
Andy Weir quotes: I've been so busy staying alive I never thought of what this must be like for my parents. I've been so busy staying alive I never thought of what this must be like for my parents.
Andy Weir quotes: A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. So write it down. A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. So write it down.
Andy Weir quotes: I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for. I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for.
Andy Weir quotes: You'd think after almost killing myself twice, I'd be able to stop screwing around with hydrazine. But nope. You'd think after almost killing myself twice, I'd be able to stop screwing around with hydrazine. But nope.
Andy Weir quotes: You may be wondering what else I do with my free time. I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But also do you, You may be wondering what else I do with my free time. I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But also do you, so don't judge.
Andy Weir quotes: Jack, I'm going to buy your whole team autographed Star Trek memorabilia." "I prefer Star Wars, Jack, I'm going to buy your whole team autographed Star Trek memorabilia." "I prefer Star Wars,
Andy Weir quotes: And where will that "safety" be? Not a damn clue. Anyway, one problem at a time. Right now I'm fixing the EVA suit. AUDIO And where will that "safety" be? Not a damn clue. Anyway, one problem at a time. Right now I'm fixing the EVA suit. AUDIO
Andy Weir quotes: Now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut the hell up. Now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut the hell up.
Andy Weir quotes: Any bacteria planning to rot my taters will die screaming. In Any bacteria planning to rot my taters will die screaming. In
Andy Weir quotes: It's a terrible thing to have my life depend on my half-assed handiwork. It's a terrible thing to have my life depend on my half-assed handiwork.
Andy Weir quotes: So, in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option: I'm going to have to science the shit out of this. So, in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option: I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
Andy Weir quotes: I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney
Andy Weir quotes: Kick a rock? That rock hadn't moved in a million years! Kick a rock? That rock hadn't moved in a million years!
Andy Weir quotes: They say no plan survives first contact with implementation. I'd have to agree. They say no plan survives first contact with implementation. I'd have to agree.
Andy Weir quotes: Carefully reaching to the side of my helmet, I got the Carefully reaching to the side of my helmet, I got the
Andy Weir quotes: It seemed to work well. The seal looked strong and the resin was rock-hard. I did, however, glue my hand to the helmet. It seemed to work well. The seal looked strong and the resin was rock-hard. I did, however, glue my hand to the helmet.
Andy Weir quotes: I used a sophisticated method to remove sections of plastic (hammer), then carefully removed the solid foam insulation (hammer again). I used a sophisticated method to remove sections of plastic (hammer), then carefully removed the solid foam insulation (hammer again).
Andy Weir quotes: I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book. I do know that the best way to make a mediocre movie is to just transcribe the book.
Andy Weir quotes: ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.
Andy Weir quotes: But after a morning potato and Vicodin, I was feeling much better. But after a morning potato and Vicodin, I was feeling much better.
Andy Weir quotes: I've looted that poor Hab for everything it could give me, and in return it's kept me alive for a year and a half. It's like the Giving Tree. I've looted that poor Hab for everything it could give me, and in return it's kept me alive for a year and a half. It's like the Giving Tree.
Andy Weir quotes: Tomorrow night, I'll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli's favorite hole! Tomorrow night, I'll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli's favorite hole!
Andy Weir quotes: Well, that concept is critical to the "Mark Watney doesn't die" project Well, that concept is critical to the "Mark Watney doesn't die" project
Andy Weir quotes: But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it's true. But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it's true.
Andy Weir quotes: The time has come (ominous musical crescendo) for some missions! The time has come (ominous musical crescendo) for some missions!
Andy Weir quotes: This is the happiest day of my life. This is the happiest day of my life.
Andy Weir quotes: I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and didn't break it. I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and didn't break it.
Andy Weir quotes: Yuri Gagarin had a much more reliable and safe ship than I do. And Soviet ships were death traps. Yuri Gagarin had a much more reliable and safe ship than I do. And Soviet ships were death traps.
Andy Weir quotes: That's really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove. That's really the limiting factor to life support. Not the amount of oxygen you bring with you, but the amount of CO2 you can remove.
Andy Weir quotes: You want an audience. If you didn't, you wouldn't be a writer. The biggest motivation to write is the knowledge that someone will read it. You want an audience. If you didn't, you wouldn't be a writer. The biggest motivation to write is the knowledge that someone will read it.
Andy Weir quotes: Watney snorted in their direction. Then he closed his eyes and felt the sun on his face. It was a nice, boring afternoon. Watney snorted in their direction. Then he closed his eyes and felt the sun on his face. It was a nice, boring afternoon.
Andy Weir quotes: My first book was so horrible I have deleted all copies of it. Thankfully, it was before the Internet, so there are no lurking caches of it anywhere. My first book was so horrible I have deleted all copies of it. Thankfully, it was before the Internet, so there are no lurking caches of it anywhere.
Andy Weir quotes: Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked."Sure, lots of 'em," Venkat said. "I'm Hindu. Do you believe in God, Venkat?" Mitch asked.
"Sure, lots of 'em," Venkat said. "I'm Hindu.
Andy Weir quotes: All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It's really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one. All the Ares missions use Hermes to get to and from Mars. It's really big and cost a lot so NASA only built one.
Andy Weir quotes: I used a geological sample container (also known as "a box"). I used a geological sample container (also known as "a box").
Andy Weir quotes: Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.
Andy Weir quotes: If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space If this becomes a negotiation by diplomats, it will never be resolved. We need to keep this among scientists. Space
Andy Weir quotes: (assuming they didn't cancel the program in the wake of my "death"). (assuming they didn't cancel the program in the wake of my "death").
Andy Weir quotes: I wonder how the Cubs are doing. I wonder how the Cubs are doing.
Andy Weir quotes: (50 liters of O2 makes 100 liters of molecules that only have one O each). (50 liters of O2 makes 100 liters of molecules that only have one O each).
Andy Weir quotes: Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
Andy Weir quotes: I never realized how utterly silent Mars is. It's a desert world with practically no atmosphere to convey sound. I could hear my own heartbeat. I never realized how utterly silent Mars is. It's a desert world with practically no atmosphere to convey sound. I could hear my own heartbeat.
Andy Weir quotes: I started the day with some nothin' tea. Nothin' tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'. I started the day with some nothin' tea. Nothin' tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'.
Andy Weir quotes: I'm a well-honed machine in times of crisis. I'm a well-honed machine in times of crisis.
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Andy Weir quotes: That's my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should That's my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should
Andy Weir quotes: We'll keep you posted. We'll keep you posted.
Andy Weir quotes: I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience".
Andy Weir quotes: I would have done it today, but it got dark and I got lazy. I would have done it today, but it got dark and I got lazy.
Andy Weir quotes: I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need. I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need.
Andy Weir quotes: Even if it's got a bigger problem, he's an engineer!" Dialing, he added, "Fixing things is his job! Even if it's got a bigger problem, he's an engineer!" Dialing, he added, "Fixing things is his job!
Andy Weir quotes: I don't even date; I'm terrible with women. I don't even date; I'm terrible with women.
Andy Weir quotes: Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag. Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.
Andy Weir quotes: Hurray for standardized valve systems! Hurray for standardized valve systems!
Andy Weir quotes: As soon as the rover toppled, I curled into a ball and cowered. That's the kind of action hero I am. As soon as the rover toppled, I curled into a ball and cowered. That's the kind of action hero I am.
Andy Weir quotes: Don't tell your stories to anyone. You'll be more motivated knowing it's a prerequisite to having an audience. Don't tell your stories to anyone. You'll be more motivated knowing it's a prerequisite to having an audience.
Andy Weir quotes: My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain. My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.
Andy Weir quotes: FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to be fucking kidding me! FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Andy Weir quotes: Everything went great right up to the explosion. Everything went great right up to the explosion.
Andy Weir quotes: I experimented with potato skin tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better. I experimented with potato skin tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better.
Andy Weir quotes: You asked my opinion. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself. You asked my opinion. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself.
Andy Weir quotes: I started with a large rigid sample container (or "plastic box" to people who don't work at NASA). I started with a large rigid sample container (or "plastic box" to people who don't work at NASA).
Andy Weir quotes: I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked. I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked.
Andy Weir quotes: It just goes to show," Teddy said. "Love of science is universal across all cultures. It just goes to show," Teddy said. "Love of science is universal across all cultures.
Andy Weir quotes: My life depended on some math I'd done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up. My life depended on some math I'd done earlier. If I dropped a sign or added two numbers wrong, I might never wake up.
Andy Weir quotes: because after what I've been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me. because after what I've been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me.
Andy Weir quotes: Godspeed, little taters. Godspeed, little taters.
Andy Weir quotes: Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm good at it, and I like it. Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm good at it, and I like it.

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