Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

Top 24 wise famous quotes and sayings by Andrew Dice Clay

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Andrew Dice Clay quotes: If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance. I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of. I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really. I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money! Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion. People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy. I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong. Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I just like to make people laugh. I just like to make people laugh.
Andrew Dice Clay quotes: When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me. When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.