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Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex.

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!

Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong.

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: I just like to make people laugh.

I just like to make people laugh.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Andrew Dice Clay quotes: When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.