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Amy Poehler quotes: Sometimes we get defensive about what we feel guilty about. Sometimes we get defensive about what we feel guilty about.
Amy Poehler quotes: Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College. Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.
Amy Poehler quotes: I was trapped in an awful spiral of insecure narcissism I was trapped in an awful spiral of insecure narcissism
Amy Poehler quotes: watermelon cut in half and it was watermelon cut in half and it was
Amy Poehler quotes: Finally, thank you, Dolly Parton. Just because. Finally, thank you, Dolly Parton. Just because.
Amy Poehler quotes: Sleep helps you win at life. Sleep helps you win at life.
Amy Poehler quotes: They feed their demon and it gets really strong and then it makes them stay in abusive relationships They feed their demon and it gets really strong and then it makes them stay in abusive relationships
Amy Poehler quotes: Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.
Amy Poehler quotes: The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings. The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
Amy Poehler quotes: Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next? Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next?
Amy Poehler quotes: Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun. Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.
Amy Poehler quotes: I used to have a terrific flat stomach but now it's kind of blown out after two giant babies used it as a short-term apartment. I used to have a terrific flat stomach but now it's kind of blown out after two giant babies used it as a short-term apartment.
Amy Poehler quotes: I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it. I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it.
Amy Poehler quotes: If you don't eat pussy, keep walking. If you don't eat pussy, keep walking.
Amy Poehler quotes: If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
Amy Poehler quotes: I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor. I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor.
Amy Poehler quotes: Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television
Amy Poehler quotes: People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom.
Amy Poehler quotes: You put your hand on your heart and feel it beating and decide if what you wrote feels true. You put your hand on your heart and feel it beating and decide if what you wrote feels true.
Amy Poehler quotes: Sleep is out ... tired is the new black. Sleep is out ... tired is the new black.
Amy Poehler quotes: The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business." The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business."
Amy Poehler quotes: I get a little itchy if I don't have some control. I get a little itchy if I don't have some control.
Amy Poehler quotes: Feeling invisible means you can float. You can decide to travel without permission. Feeling invisible means you can float. You can decide to travel without permission.
Amy Poehler quotes: I firmly believe that every boy needs his mom to love him and every girl needs her dad to pay attention to her. I firmly believe that every boy needs his mom to love him and every girl needs her dad to pay attention to her.
Amy Poehler quotes: If it's not funny, you don't have to laugh. If it's not funny, you don't have to laugh.
Amy Poehler quotes: The only thing we can depend on in life is that everything changes. The seasons, our partners, what we want and need. The only thing we can depend on in life is that everything changes. The seasons, our partners, what we want and need.
Amy Poehler quotes: Calling people sweetheart makes most people enraged. Calling people sweetheart makes most people enraged.
Amy Poehler quotes: If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh. If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.
Amy Poehler quotes: It's important to know when it's time to turn in your kazoo. It's important to know when it's time to turn in your kazoo.
Amy Poehler quotes: I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous. I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous.
Amy Poehler quotes: However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, I'm just crying because of how wrong you are. However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.
Amy Poehler quotes: I love you and I like you. I love you and I like you.
Amy Poehler quotes: Because remember, the talking about the thing isn't the thing. The doing of the thing is the thing. Because remember, the talking about the thing isn't the thing. The doing of the thing is the thing.
Amy Poehler quotes: Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.
Amy Poehler quotes: As the old saying goes, Don't ask for permission to sit on George Clooney's lap, beg for forgiveness once you do. As the old saying goes, Don't ask for permission to sit on George Clooney's lap, beg for forgiveness once you do.
Amy Poehler quotes: I wrote it ugly and in pieces. I wrote it ugly and in pieces.
Amy Poehler quotes: No one looks stupid when they're having fun. No one looks stupid when they're having fun.
Amy Poehler quotes: Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better. Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better.
Amy Poehler quotes: I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show). I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).
Amy Poehler quotes: I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life. I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.
Amy Poehler quotes: Sexy stuff. We lived on a street called Sexy stuff. We lived on a street called
Amy Poehler quotes: MTV introduced me to punk music and gay people. MTV introduced me to punk music and gay people.
Amy Poehler quotes: He handed me a rope and it was up to me whether I would climb it or use it to hang myself. He handed me a rope and it was up to me whether I would climb it or use it to hang myself.
Amy Poehler quotes: I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.
Amy Poehler quotes: Short people DO NOT like to be picked up. Short people DO NOT like to be picked up.
Amy Poehler quotes: A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there. A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.
Amy Poehler quotes: And then you just do it. You just dig in and write it. And then you just do it. You just dig in and write it.
Amy Poehler quotes: Every mother needs a wife. Every mother needs a wife.
Amy Poehler quotes: Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know. Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.
Amy Poehler quotes: Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success. Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success.
Amy Poehler quotes: Wordsworth also said that the best part of a person's life is "his little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love." I Wordsworth also said that the best part of a person's life is "his little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love." I
Amy Poehler quotes: Dreams never wear you down. Dreams never wear you down.
Amy Poehler quotes: I was playing Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, and it was my turn to speak. Dorothy is Hamlet for girls. I was playing Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, and it was my turn to speak. Dorothy is Hamlet for girls.
Amy Poehler quotes: That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. Good for her! Not for me. That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. Good for her! Not for me.
Amy Poehler quotes: Sometimes you need to know to quit while you're ahead or at least before things get much worse! Sometimes you need to know to quit while you're ahead or at least before things get much worse!
Amy Poehler quotes: It's never overreacting to ask for what you want and need. It's never overreacting to ask for what you want and need.
Amy Poehler quotes: When you're betrayed there's a period of shame and then there's always forgiveness. When you're betrayed there's a period of shame and then there's always forgiveness.
Amy Poehler quotes: I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares? I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?
Amy Poehler quotes: 1. We don't need it to last as long as you think. Hurry up. We are so tired. 1. We don't need it to last as long as you think. Hurry up. We are so tired.
Amy Poehler quotes: Your ability to navigate & tolerate change & its painful uncomfortableness directly correlates to your happiness & general well-being Your ability to navigate & tolerate change & its painful uncomfortableness directly correlates to your happiness & general well-being
Amy Poehler quotes: You become more attractive when you love yourself. You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are. You become more attractive when you love yourself. You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.
Amy Poehler quotes: How a person treats their waitress is a great indication of their character. How a person treats their waitress is a great indication of their character.
Amy Poehler quotes: THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence. THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!
This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence.
Amy Poehler quotes: In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
Amy Poehler quotes: He talks about how the word "no" should be the "end of the discussion, not the beginning of a negotiation. He talks about how the word "no" should be the "end of the discussion, not the beginning of a negotiation.