
I have a Ph.D. in masturbation.

Language is accurate: you run for your life. If you are dying, leave. If you are suffering, move. There is no other law, only movement.

When you have a lot of success you don't need vanity any more.

More and more I understand that it's very fine not to know where you come from.

Don't you understand that girls die the day they begin puberty ? Worse than that, they die without disappearing.

I need to be very hungry all the time. I need to be very hungry to write.

It's while writing that suddenly a point of view appears: 'So, that's what I really thought about this thing'. Then it feels part of me.

If you admire yourself in the mirror, let it be in fear and not delight, because the only thing that beauty will bring to you is terror of losing it.

Luckily I haven't fallen into the trap, which has claimed so many writers, of living from day to day thinking 'Ah, I'll write a book about that.'

You find the most outrageous deviants in the countries with the most authoritarian systems.

When I want to be incognito, I don't wear any hat. Unfortunately, even without the hat, they now recognise me in Paris.

Classicism never commits any errors of taste.

I always knew that adulthood didn't count; following puberty, all existence is but epilogue.

God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.

There is only one key to knowledge, and that is desire.

The purpose of the photograph is to reveal the love that is felt in a single image.

I thought maybe I would become a god, or a goddess, or a president or a Nobel Prize winner.

Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever.