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Alton Brown quotes: All [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

All [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

Alton Brown quotes: The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

Alton Brown quotes: A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

Alton Brown quotes: I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

Alton Brown quotes: Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

Alton Brown quotes: My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

Alton Brown quotes: Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Alton Brown quotes: Remember, America: organization will set you free.

Remember, America: organization will set you free.

Alton Brown quotes: The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

Alton Brown quotes: I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food.

I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food.

Alton Brown quotes: Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it.

Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it.

Alton Brown quotes: Your patience will be rewarded.

Your patience will be rewarded.

Alton Brown quotes: Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.

Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.

Alton Brown quotes: The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

Alton Brown quotes: Molecular gastronomy is not bad ... but without sound, basic culinary technique, it is useless.

Molecular gastronomy is not bad ... but without sound, basic culinary technique, it is useless.

Alton Brown quotes: Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.

Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.

Alton Brown quotes: I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.

Alton Brown quotes: Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

Alton Brown quotes: A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!

A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!

Alton Brown quotes: I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

Alton Brown quotes: Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.

Alton Brown quotes: The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

Alton Brown quotes: The moral of this story is not everything that's slick is non-stick, and not everything non-stick is slick.

The moral of this story is not everything that's slick is non-stick, and not everything non-stick is slick.

Alton Brown quotes: Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

Alton Brown quotes: Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

Alton Brown quotes: Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.

Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.

Alton Brown quotes: Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

Alton Brown quotes: I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.

I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.

Alton Brown quotes: Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.

Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.

Alton Brown quotes: There are no bad foods, only bad food habits.

There are no bad foods, only bad food habits.

Alton Brown quotes: A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.

A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.

Alton Brown quotes: The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.

The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.

Alton Brown quotes: If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

Alton Brown quotes: So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

Alton Brown quotes: Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured.

Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured.

Alton Brown quotes: I became a cook so I could cook and tell stories in wacky ways.

I became a cook so I could cook and tell stories in wacky ways.

Alton Brown quotes: We're getting dumbed down, taste-wise.

We're getting dumbed down, taste-wise.

Alton Brown quotes: Do not allow watching food to replace making food.

Do not allow watching food to replace making food.

Alton Brown quotes: I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

Alton Brown quotes: Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

Alton Brown quotes: Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'

Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'

Alton Brown quotes: Good service can save a bad meal, but there is no level of food that can save bad service.

Good service can save a bad meal, but there is no level of food that can save bad service.