Allan Sherman Quotes

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.