I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. 
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol. 
There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother. 
A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray. 
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. 
Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear. 
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich. 
Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,. 
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world. 