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J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Once you've built the big machinery of political Once you've built the big machinery of political power, remember you won't always be the one to run it. P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: A person has got to balance work and A person has got to balance work and life and family in order to be a balanced person. P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Chinese economic development has cost many American workers Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of progress. P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Democrats hate success. Democrats hate success. P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Only a few good leaders have paused to Only a few good leaders have paused to reflect seriously on being leaders. P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: America is the world's policeman, all right a America is the world's policeman, all right
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have to be a child of the industrial Midwest, like me, to see it. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Thanksgiving is so called because we are all Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Sucking the fun out of life has always Sucking the fun out of life has always been an important component of politics. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it ... — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The young are adept at learning, but even The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The purpose of the Senate is to keep The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: There are just two rules of governance in There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: If we heard that somebody starved to death If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: A hat should be taken off when you A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Whenever people tell you they are going to Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The world is going to hell. All we The world is going to hell. All we can do is look good on the trip. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent! — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Disney's Tomorrowland is deeply, thoroughly, almost furiously unimaginative. Disney's Tomorrowland is deeply, thoroughly, almost furiously unimaginative. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: In case we have to shoot Democrats. It In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: And, by the way, how come all the And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes? — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.' — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I'm a member of the working press; you'd I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers that causes the dislocation. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Fascism is very much a mob movement. Fascism is very much a mob movement. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Love can never be fully explained. Love can never be fully explained. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior. Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Tom DeLay may or may not have broken Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Americans appreciate bad taste or America wouldn't look Americans appreciate bad taste or America wouldn't look the way America does. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: There is one thing women can never take There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Schneider has made a career of telling the Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: B students work for C students. A students B students work for C students. A students teach. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: When I'm in the car, I want the When I'm in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I'm here as a radio journalist but am I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Politics is the attempt to achieve power and Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: No Americans wants to see somebody lose their No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the house. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Politics should be limited in scope to ware, Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: It's better to make fun of yourself because It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I rarely meet a politician that I don't I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: What would annoy the most people most often? What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Women are successful in the business world because Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Politics is the art of achieving prestige and Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I'm old enough to remember when the air I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The idea of a world where all people The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues. Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: A charity ball is like a dance except A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Politics won't allow for the truth. Politics won't allow for the truth. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: When someone detonates a suicide bomb, that person When someone detonates a suicide bomb, that person does not have career prospects. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Children must be considered in a divorce considered Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. — P. J. O'Rourke
J O'rourke Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Soccer matches should be something special, something people Soccer matches should be something special, something people eagerly look forward to, something that brightens life. — P. J. O'Rourke