Alan K. Simpson Quotes

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.

He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.

If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth

An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form.

Reagan didn't put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.

If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.

I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican.

You were doing a sadistic little disservice to your country.

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.

He has to do the heavy lifting and the windows and the wash, and also protect the president.