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Alan Carr quotes: 'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

Alan Carr quotes: I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

Alan Carr quotes: What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

Alan Carr quotes: A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Alan Carr quotes: Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse

Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse