Al Yankovic Quotes
Top 87 wise famous quotes and sayings by Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic Famous Quotes & Sayings
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.
There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it's more like having a gallbladder operation.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.
I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.