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Al Yankovic quotes: Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
Al Yankovic quotes: You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will. You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Al Yankovic quotes: I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me. I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
Al Yankovic quotes: Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here. Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
Al Yankovic quotes: You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block. You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
Al Yankovic quotes: If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
Al Yankovic quotes: The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who. The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
Al Yankovic quotes: There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
Al Yankovic quotes: Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain. Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
Al Yankovic quotes: There aren't that many superstars around anymore. There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
Al Yankovic quotes: As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
Al Yankovic quotes: I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
Al Yankovic quotes: Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
Al Yankovic quotes: You don't need to be defined by your job. You don't need to be defined by your job.
Al Yankovic quotes: Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight. Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
Al Yankovic quotes: As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not. As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
Al Yankovic quotes: So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by. So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.
Al Yankovic quotes: People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
Al Yankovic quotes: There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
Al Yankovic quotes: I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;) I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)
Al Yankovic quotes: When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience. When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
Al Yankovic quotes: You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars. You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
Al Yankovic quotes: Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab. Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
Al Yankovic quotes: My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation. My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
Al Yankovic quotes: Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really. Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
Al Yankovic quotes: I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes. I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.
Al Yankovic quotes: I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life. I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
Al Yankovic quotes: I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps. I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
Al Yankovic quotes: Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails. Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
Al Yankovic quotes: You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
Al Yankovic quotes: I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me. I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
Al Yankovic quotes: It's hard to force creativity and humor. It's hard to force creativity and humor.
Al Yankovic quotes: You fake something until you're good at it. You fake something until you're good at it.
Al Yankovic quotes: If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it. If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
Al Yankovic quotes: Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB. Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
Al Yankovic quotes: A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years. A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Al Yankovic quotes: I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals. I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
Al Yankovic quotes: Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!The awesome-est things in the world often are! Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!
Al Yankovic quotes: I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head. I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
Al Yankovic quotes: How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing? How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?
Al Yankovic quotes: People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it's more like having a gallbladder operation. People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it's more like having a gallbladder operation.
Al Yankovic quotes: People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better. People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
Al Yankovic quotes: You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
Al Yankovic quotes: Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume. Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
Al Yankovic quotes: As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun. As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
Al Yankovic quotes: By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube. By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
Al Yankovic quotes: That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism. That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
Al Yankovic quotes: A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se. A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.
Al Yankovic quotes: I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's. I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
Al Yankovic quotes: I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit. I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing. I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
Al Yankovic quotes: I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice. I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
Al Yankovic quotes: I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out. I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
Al Yankovic quotes: Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month. Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really. I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'll be mellow when I'm dead. I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
Al Yankovic quotes: I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
Al Yankovic quotes: Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine. Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
Al Yankovic quotes: The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that. The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
Al Yankovic quotes: If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Al Yankovic quotes: You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love. You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
Al Yankovic quotes: I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime. I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
Al Yankovic quotes: Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
Al Yankovic quotes: Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
Al Yankovic quotes: When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
Al Yankovic quotes: I mean, I don't write for kids. I mean, I don't write for kids.
Al Yankovic quotes: Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
Al Yankovic quotes: My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody. My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
Al Yankovic quotes: I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team. I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
Al Yankovic quotes: Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
Al Yankovic quotes: I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art! I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
Al Yankovic quotes: Pop culture's gotten much more disposable. Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.
Al Yankovic quotes: It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III. It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
Al Yankovic quotes: My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
Al Yankovic quotes: As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads." As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
Al Yankovic quotes: In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me. In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.
Al Yankovic quotes: I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced. I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.
Al Yankovic quotes: The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years. The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
Al Yankovic quotes: As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me. As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.
Al Yankovic quotes: He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al Yankovic quotes: I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole. I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
Al Yankovic quotes: I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound. I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
Al Yankovic quotes: I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover. I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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