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Wilson Mizner quotes: The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

Wilson Mizner quotes: If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research.

If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Wilson Mizner quotes: He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.

Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Wilson Mizner quotes: If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

Wilson Mizner quotes: He's a trellis for varicose veins.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

Wilson Mizner quotes: The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

Wilson Mizner quotes: To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Count 10 over him - he'll get up

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

Wilson Mizner quotes: I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Easy street is a blind alley.

Easy street is a blind alley.

Wilson Mizner quotes: It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

Wilson Mizner quotes: A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner quotes: If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Wilson Mizner quotes: A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Wilson Mizner quotes: A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

Wilson Mizner quotes: A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Wilson Mizner quotes: It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.

Wilson Mizner quotes: God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

Wilson Mizner quotes: To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Wilson Mizner quotes: It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Wilson Mizner quotes: You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Wilson Mizner quotes: You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

Wilson Mizner quotes: I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

Wilson Mizner quotes: In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.

Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.

Wilson Mizner quotes: Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Wilson Mizner quotes: The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Wilson Mizner quotes: There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.